You Are Mine Alone Nerd! (Y.A.M.A.N)

Listen to my Voice

YOU BUILD ME UP AND THEN I FALL DOWN

I’AM ONLY HUMAN

YEAHHHHHHHHHHH!!"

I yelled at the top of my lungs
i yelled at the top of my voice
Im thankful that everyone shut their mouths up

but even iam yelling as i sang the song
the tone, the pitch, and everything are perfect

i have a beutiful voice you know
and so i repeated the chorus
why?

because the other lyrics should be sang low
i have to sing the line that everyone will hear

"BUT I'AM ONLY HUMAN

I AM ONLY HUMANNNNNNN

AND I BLEED WHEN I FALL DOWN

I'AM ONLY HUMAN

AND I CRASH AND I BREAK DOWN

YOUR WORDS IN MY HEAD, KNIVES IN MY HEART

YOU BUILD ME UP AND THEN I FALL DOWN

I’AM ONLY HUMAN"

and so i repeated the chorus 3 times
yelling and my voice is the only thing everyone can hear

it even echoed all over

now it's finished 
I think i did the best that i can
I notice the audience just stared and look at me i can see amazement pero di man lang ako pinalakpakan instead they look dumbfounded

"AH, WHA - - WHAT A GREAT PERFORMANCE - -"
i looked at the gay emcee
why did he/she is stuttering

i just walked to the corner of the stage
theres a door there and i can see the other contestant

they are all glaring at me
oh well, who cares?

then at the other side of the stage i saw ate danica walk straight to the center of the stage

i can say
she's stunning

she looked great in her evening black sparkly gown
i looked at the contestants
they are all also wearing something bongacious

hay

tapos kinuha ni ate danica ung mike
tinapat nya yun sa bibig nya at nagsalita pero walang lumabas na sound

so yun

!!!

nagitla kaming lahat

as in

GRABE

TINAPON NI ATE DANICA UNG MIKE SA SAHIG NANG PAGKALAKAS LAKAS!!

tinaas nya ang kamay nya at nagsign
tapos lumapit ung magandang four eye girl na nakapink party dress at may hawak syang mike na binigay nya kay ate danica

tapos umalis na sya
tinapat ni ate danica yung mike sa bibig nya

"DO YOU ALL KNOW I FEEL HURT, WHY? BECAUSE I JUST LET ONE OF MY CONTESTANT GOT CHEATED AND I'LL MAKE YOU PAY CHEATER, REMEMBER, YOU MADE THE RECORD OF THE FIRST PERSON WHO CHEATED AT MY EVENT THAT I ORGANIZED"

sabing seryoso ni ate danica
tapos biglang ngumiti ang loka

nakakatakot sya!

"now, now, let's get back to business, now i'll give everyone right now a right to vote for the person who has the amazing talent. ok? remember AMAZING TALENT, BRING YOUR CELL OUT AND VOTE, I'LL GIVE YOU 3 MINUTES, AND I CAN SEE FROM HERE THE PERSON WHO DOESNT VOTE OKAY"

tas ngumiti ulit sya

.

.

.

natapos na ang 3 minutes
bigla akong kinabahan

huuuu

nakatitig si ate danica sa cell nya
tas ngumiti

"and the winner is - - -"

may rolling pa talaga nang drum ah
kinabahaan ako

"MINANA KOTCHIBA FROM CLASS FROM YELLOWBELL SECTION"
Sabi ni ate danica

bigla akong nalungkot
naghiyawan ang mga tao

hay

guess my efforts has been wasted
ano kayang gagawin ko

nasa depress state ako nang may tumabig sa likudan ko
isang mature beautiful girl

di pa man sya tinatawag ni ate danica ay dumare daretsyo sya sa stage at kumaway sa lahat

tas si ate danica ay may ginawa na nagpanganga sa lahat maging ako man, natahimik ang lahat nang naghihiyawan

nakakatakot talaga si ate danica!!

"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"

sigaw ni minana ba yun.

 

 
To Be Continued