A policeman on his horse says to a little girl on her bike, "Did Santa get you that?"
"Yes," she replied.
"Well, tell Santa to put a reflector light on it next year," the policeman told her and fines her five dollars.
The little girl looks up at the policeman and says, "Nice horse you've got there. Did Santa bring you that too?"
The policeman chucked and said, "He sure did!"
"Well," says the little girl, "next year, tell Santa that the dick goes under the horse, not the top!"
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