Tweek X Coffee

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⚠Warning!⚠
Creek break up!


Tweek and his coffee fell in love for alot of years now. Tweek decided he should break up with Craig so he could finally be with his true love. Tweek called Craig to come over his house and have a "talk."
Craig knocked at the door and Tweek opened it. "So what do you want babe?" Craig says as he asks his twitchy boyfriend. "C-Craig GAAH! C-can w-we GAAH! Have a t-talk u-upstairs GGAAAH?" Tweek says as he twitches and stutters. "Sure." Craig says as in agreement. They went upstairs and Tweek slammed the door. "Listen, Craig, I love someone else." Tweek says. Craig was shocked and cried at the same time. "WHO ARE YOU GODDAMN IN LOVE WITH?!?!??!??!" Craig says as he lets out anger. "Coffee." Tweek says as he holds his true love. "Tweek what the-
Tweek, I've told you alot of times, you can't fall in love with a object or a liquid." Craig says as he face palmed his face. "SHUT UP CRAIG YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME AND COFFEE'S BEAUTIFUL LOVEEE!!!!" Tweek says as he yells at Craig. "I'm just gonna go now." Craig says as he leaves Tweek's room then goes downstairs. "We're finally alone baby" Tweek says as he kisses his Coffee aggressively then the coffee's hot brown liquid spilled on Tweek's face. "AAAHHH OH GOD IT'S SO HOT HELP" Tweek says as he cries out in help because his face is being burned alive.

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