Ship Or Skip?

Amourshipping

Requested by: Myself 😁 ( I wanted to do this ship for once and for all so I requested it myself )

Which one?
Pokemon

Person/pokemon shipped :
Ash
Serena

BTW, if you are an Amourshipper, I suggest that you are really brave to read this chapter. If you are the kind of person who liked to possess people in shipping opinions, I think you are really reading at your own risk.

Still scrolling? You must brave to read this.

Ship it?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOT ONCE IN MY LIFE TIME!
Why?
First of all, Serena isn't the best poke girl ever OK? She is like always trying to get Ash's attention which is not cool. Just look at that face.

Who thinks that seeing this makes you wanna scream?
Secondly, it's only a kiss. A kiss and you guys are like "OMG! Serena kiss him! It's a cannon!" If you think a kiss is a cannon then, what about,

This?

This?

This?

And this? (This episode is banned)

Ash got so many kisses before so you can't say that a kiss proves that Serena is meant to be with Ash. And Ash actually kiss May on the lips! (FYI, I am not an Advanceshipper)
Thirdly, Serena's voice. It's so screechy that I wanted to scream!!!
And last but not least, Serena didn't support Ash, except that argument part in the snowball city. According to some writers, Misty actually helped Ash out even though she is like an idiot to me (No offence Misty's fans). What about Serena? I could not even see a clue inside. And worse, the ribbon. That ribbon is just a gift exchange and you guys are like " OMG! OTP! " I tell you what, it is not. If you think sharing ribbon is an OTP, the what about May's ribbon with Ash? May someone explain? If you guys still not convinced,

Read this book! I totally agree with Destiny62903 .

One more reason. The Amourshippers fans. I am literally going to scream!!! Will you guys stop being so rude??!!
BTW, plz read my book IDK book and there is chapter about amour and poke shippers.

Rate: negative infinity /10

I hate this ship so much I am not providing pics!