Josh 👽: hey, Tyler! Ya there?
Ty: mhm.
Josh 👽: rad! I'm back from my nap, I feel a lot better!
Ty: good, Glad to hear.
Josh 👽: so, what've you been doin'?
Ty: nothing really, just waiting for you to get back.
Josh 👽: how long did I sleep?
Ty: hm an hour or two.
Josh 👽: aw I meant to just take a quick nap.. sorry I made you wait so long :(
Ty: no it's okay!
Josh 👽: okay, good. So, i realize you don't really know what I look like...
Ty: oh. You're right, send a picture smh. I need to make sure ur not a stinky old crusty man.
Josh 👽: pff. But I don't have any good photos of myself...
Ty: hmm suspicious...
Josh 👽: fine, fine.
Ty: good boy.
Josh 👽: don't call me that
Ty: would you prefer bad boy?
Josh 👽: nO. I'm not a dog >:(
Ty: go fetch.
Josh 👽: woof woof. There happy ?
Ty: pff. Very. Now send a photo coward.
-Josh 👽 sent an image-
Ty: woah
Josh 👽: i knOw sksnsn I'm ugly as fuck.
Ty: BITCH WHERE
Ty: YOU'RE-
Ty: a uh very attractive male.
Josh 👽: Nope
Ty: ur hot stfu
Josh 👽: oh
Ty: I call my beautiful friends hot ok don't get any ideas.
Josh 👽: mhmmm mk sure.
Ty: shut up bitch.
Josh 👽: how rude.
Ty: I'm a rude hoe.
Josh 👽: hey wait I sent a picture now you have to.
Ty: no thanks.
Josh 👽: but that's not fair
Ty: life's not fair, b.
Josh 👽: hm.. fine. I won't force you to.
Ty: thanks. I'd rather you wait till we meet.. to make it.. draMAtIc..
Josh 👽: hm. Mk creepy old dude.
Ty: oh be quiet.
Josh 👽: we should have code names for each other
Ty: random but ok. ya mean nicknames?
Josh 👽: yeah, but, code names sounds cooler...
Ty: hm. True, I suppose. Anyways, what'd you have in mind?
Josh 👽: hm. I'm gonna call you Tyjo.
Ty: pff that sounds so dumb and cringy.
Josh 👽: well I like it so >:((
Ty: mk, Joshie.
Josh 👽: that sounds
Ty: cringy? I know. You're welcome boo.
Josh 👽: I was gonna say it's cute but mk.
Ty: damnit.
Josh 👽: owo
Ty: is that owo a cry for help.
Josh 👽: yes.
Ty: Why'd you wanna do this again?
Josh 👽: the nicknames? Well I just haven't added your contact name yet.. it's just TY.
Ty: i'd rather be called ty then fucking Tyjo.
Josh 👽: >:( well too bad
Ty: fuck u bitch
Josh 👽: love you too.
[Change Ty's name?]
(Yes)
[Tyjo]
(Done)
Tyjo: I swear to fucking god if you made that my contact name
Josh 👽: ;)
Tyjo: ....
Tyjo: fucking perish bitch.
Josh 👽: hA
Tyjo: yknow what
[change josh 👽's name?]
(Yes)
[ Joshie ]
(Done)
Tyjo: hey Joshie
Joshie: hewwo
Tyjo: dear god. The nickname and then the "hewwo" scares me.
Joshie: úwù uwu owo owu
Tyjo: stop
Joshie: OWOWOWOWO UWUWUWUWU
Tyjo: 🛑 ✋
Joshie: mwahahaha
Tyjo: perish bitch
Joshie: no.
Tyjo: ew I have to go back to school shopping
Joshie: oh no
Tyjo: I don't shishter stan
Joshie: you'll live.
Tyjo: I don't think I will. School is frightening and I don't wanna have to shop for it.
Joshie: ur big baby
-Tyler internally: ur big daddy-
(My friend made me add that smh thot)
Tyjo: ...
Tyjo: I mean
Tyjo: you right-
Joshie: pff I know
YOU ARE READING
- Unique ; joshler -
FanfictionTyler's not normal; Josh isn't either. • WARNINGS: Swearing, occasional suicide mention, angst, slightly "suggestive" content and jokes. • (Written by starry) ©️Starry2018
