It's hard being the IT couple. We are viewed as the representation of the other, I represent him and he represents me.
I get drunk on a night out and suddenly we are portrayed as having alcohol addictions.
I love him, he loves me.
Fame wants him...
Shay and I pull up to the MTV EMA's in our co-ordinated outfits. As soon as we begin to walk on the orange carpet, all paparazzi turn our way as begin to pose.
I hear several questions about Juan which I ignore as I lean into Shay for the pictures. I'm praying that I don't have flashback because I did my own makeup today but I had to use quite a few of Shay's products since I left my own makeup bag in her car which her assistant took.
"ARE YOU DATING?"
"IS MALUMA HERE?"
"CAN WE GET A KISS?"
"KYLIE!"
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I contemplate kissing Shay just for the bants but I know that Kris Jenner will have my head. My head will literally be chilling on a pike once she's done with me, it's mad that they can't tell the difference between Kylie and I.
Where Kylie had her lip fillers taken out, I still have my natural lips looking juicy as fuck. I have a British accent and my mannerisms aren't the same, you can literally tell that I'm not not American.
"Fuck me." I cry out. "These flashes are the reason why I don't do red carpets."
I complain as we take solo pictures before stalking off inside, I do love a red carpet but it is draining. I can hardly see where I'm walking.
Not long after Shay comes in and we find our seats, we are a few seats away. Zendaya is hosting the show which is pretty dope and she is killing it.
After 5 awards and 3 performances, I'm taken backstage to get ready for my performance. I'm only at this award show just to perform, I'm not nominated or anything cause I haven't released anything in a while.
It's takes me half an hour to get ready, I had a stylist waiting for me and I literally had Chris Appleton come and do my hair for the performance. While waiting I see a makeup case so I begin to glow up some more.
"Performing next is a British Rose, the ever so talented ELLE LEX!" There is a generous amount of screams that circulate the building as Heidi Klum introduces me.
I start the song off with an acapella of the chorus. Instead of already being on stage beforehand, I decide to walk on stage while singing.
Somethin' 'bout you makes me feel like a dangerous woman Somethin' 'bout, somethin' 'bout, somethin' 'bout you Makes me wanna do things that I shouldn't Somethin' 'bout, somethin' 'bout, somethin' 'bout ...
I place my hand on my waist before the beat drops and I kill it.
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