Banana Germany: Yes, and why are you here? In my therapy that is.
Neko: I have a problem. *laying on the couch-thing*
Banana Germany: what might that be?
Neko: I have a wall in my closet dedicated to Hetalia Yaoi.
Banana Germany: Your....one of them? *calls the OTPolice*
Neko: AWW HELL NAW! *jumps out of the window and into the Tardis*
England: *having tea with the new Doctor* what the bloody hell, Neko?!
Neko: *goes back in time*
Banana Germany: Yes and why are you here? In-
Future Neko: *slaps Banana Germany*
Banana Germany: YOU CANNOT SLAP DEH MAGICAL BANANA GERMANY!!!!
Unicorn Italy: *picks up banana Germany and rides off into the sunset* NEIHHHH
Past Neko: ......
Future Neko: .........
America: NO PARADOXES!!!
Past Neko: Yaoi?
Japan: *jumps through the window on a Nyan Cat* YAOIIIIIIII *picks up Past Neko and they ride off into space, drawing doūjinshi*
America: Adios Bitches!! *grabs England and the Tardis and goes home*
OTPolice: THIS IS THE OTP POLICE!! WE HAVE THE BUILDING SURROUNDED!!
Future Neko: YOU WILL NEVER GET ME ALIVE! *summons Hungary*
Hungary: YAOI CANONS, FIRE!!
Spain: *pokerface* Why am I here?
Yaoi canons: *deploying Yaoi at the OTPolice*
Future Neko: *creates a black hole*
-IRL-
Real Life Neko: *writing this, eating gummy bears*
Wattpad Neko: *slaps her phone away* Bad! You know better than to update when you just had 5 packs of gummy bears!
Real Life Neko: B-but?
Banana Germany: *slaps Wattpad Neko and then takes her back to Wattpad*
Crimson(Neko's Sister): *reads what I am writing* I question your mental health sometimes....
Real life Neko: *throws up rainbows* I do too.
-As you can imagine, I have landed from my 6 hour flight, and I ate 5 packs of gummy bears, so this is what I did-
