Warning: There is Karkat in here, which relates to much cursing.
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BUCKETS BUCKETS BUCKETS BUCKETS BUCKETS BUCKETS BUCKETS BUCKETS!!!
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I.. am your father!!
And I bake Betty Crocker cakes!!
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Someone please explain,
Caroling to me,
is the purpose not,
To make someone's ears bleed?
What is the appeal, to these christmascheery songs.
Why dont we just screw them up,
AND SING THE LYRICS WRONG!
Gristmas songs! Gristmas songs!
Fuck em up real good!
Maybe if we're loud enough, we'll disturb the neighborhood.
Gristmas songs, Gristmas songs,
Screetch em till your hoarse,
it may not be wise to do this publically ofcourse.
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Theres this object in the room,
Hung high above the corn-pile
Kanya called it mistle toe,
I just call it vile.
For some reason Eridan is carrying a bucket.
I'd tell him not to hold his breath, but I'd rather say.
Fuuucckk itttt...
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JOY TO THE WORLD
EXCEPT FOR JOHN
I HOPE
THAT
FUCKASS
DIESS!!
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Beep Beep Meow
...Karkat.. ;D
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MAH
Shipping chart!
Karkat <3< John
Karkat <> Dave
Karkat c3< Terezi and Nepeta
Karkat <3 Terezi
Eridan <> Feferi
Eridan <> Sollux
Sollux <3 Aradia
Sollux <> Karkat
Sollux <3< John
Sollux c3< Karkat and Dave
Equius <> Nepeta
Gamzee <3 Tauros
((PB&J Yum YUM. <3))
Rose <3 Kanaya
Dave <3 Jade
John <3 Rose
Dirk <3 Dave (Stridercest)
Jake <3 Jane (Kawaii)
Jake <3 Dirk
Roxy <3 Dirk
And THIS is my contridictary shipping chart. MY. <33
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And thats your horescope for today!! c:
I wrote this all on my phone in the wattpad app! :DD
I'll update it everyonce in a while
Yes! so happy!
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