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28 → Woke Up This Morning

"What are you doing here?" Steve asked.

The masked man looked back up as he suddenly remembered what he's doing there "right, I almost forgot. I need her"

"Need who?" Natasha spoke up.

"Mrs. Howlett, where is she?"

"Who?" The Maximoff's questioned.

"Mrs. H! Dia! Where's Dia!?" He demanded "Dia Amoreena Castillo Howlett!" He shouted in hopes of getting her attention "if you're not here then I'm in big trouble!"

"Yes you are!" Dopinder yelled from inside the taxi.

"You're suppose to be on my side!" Deadpool hissed over his shoulder.

"She's scary when she's mad" Dopinder answered.

"A scary, hot. Hot scary. Sexy scary? Arousing scary?" Deadpool tilted his head side to side as he tried to figure it out "sexy, hot, arousing, scary! Ouchie!" He cried as he stumbled back to the cab and rubbed his leg where Dia hit him with a baseball bat. He looked up at the fuming woman "what the shit, Dia?"

"Dia, what the hell? Where did you come from?" Scott yelled from the group. Neither him or anyone else saw her come out with a bat in her hands.

"Click-Click, get away!" Tony yelled as he moved to reach for her, but quickly took a step back when he saw the bat fly over her shoulder, ready to strike the man covered in red spandex.

"Hey, hey! I didn't do anything!" The mercenary yelled as he rolled away to avoid getting hit by the bat. He succeeded, sadly she ended up hitting the car, adding another dent to the already dented car.

"Hey!" Dopinder yelled from inside. The door swung open and he popped out.

"Yeah Dia, be careful! You don't want to hurt our back seat passenger!" Wade is now standing amongst the avengers for protection. They quickly backed away from him but wondered what's happening.

The sun is gone now, and the light that remind is quickly dissipating and being replaced by the dark sky. Dia wondered what Wade meant and quickly swung open the back door.

Her eyes went wide and she gasped loudly. She stuck her head inside and her eyes raked over the person.

"Hey Dia" Matt Murdock, more like Daredevil, groaned out. He laid across the seats, clutching his side in pain.

"What happened?"

"Kinda got shot" his hands pressed firmly on the wound on his side "twice"

Without a word, Dia tightened her grip on the bat and got out. She turned around, ready to bring down the bat at Wade. He didn't have enough time to protect himself because before he knew it, the bat collided against his body multiple times.

You idiot! Dia shouted in her head, you're going to get him killed!

"Ow! Not my fault! Ow! Are you guys just going to stand there?" He asked the avengers "do something!"

"We don't even know what's happening!" Bruce exclaimed.

"Okay, hey! HEY! CALM DOWN!" Tony shouted and took the bat from Dia. He tried to keep her back but she suddenly pulled the fork out and raised it in the air "Give me that!" Tony also took the fork from her "what the hell is going on!?"

Dia tried to calm her heavy breathing as she glared at Deadpool. She can't believe Matt is in the back on the cab, bleeding because he's been shot at twice. What was he thinking? What were they doing in the first place? How did they get together and get into trouble so quickly?