1.Yo mama so poor, I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing. She said: moving.
2.Yo mama so poor, she can't afford to PAY attention.
3.Yo mama so poor, she goes to KFC to lick people's fingers.
4.Yo mama so poor, I rang her doorbell and she said: 'DING'.
5.Yo mama so poor, yo family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
6.Yo mama so poor, she has the ducks throwing bread at HER.
7.Yo mama so poor, she waves a popsicle stick around and calls it air conditioning
8.Yo mama so poor, robbers break in her house and leave money.
9.Yo mama so poor, she can't afford to go to a free clinic.
10.Yo mama so poor, she hangs toilet paper to dry.
11.Yo mama so poor, I sat on a trashcan and she told me to get off her roof.
12.Yo mama so poor, everytime the wind blows, her address changes.
13.Yo mama so poor, when I rang the doorbell, I heard the toilet flush.
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