1.Yo mama so old, I told her I told her to act her own age and she died.
2.Yo mama so old, there was no history class when she went to school.
3.Yo mama so old, her birth certificate says expired on it.
4.Yo mama so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.
5.Yo mama so old, she remembers when the Grand Canyon was a ditch.
6.Yo mama so old, she older that yo grandma.
7.Yo mama so old, when God said: Let there be light, she hit the switch.
8.Yo mama so old, I asked her for ID and she handed me a rock.
9.Yo mama so old, she walked in an antique store and they kept her.
10.Yo mama so old, her memory is in black and white.
11.Yo mama so old, she knew Mr.Clean when he had an Afro.
12.Yo mama so old, she's no longer qualified for the senior discount.
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