1.Yo mama so fat, she uses a rolled up mattress as a tampon.
2.Yo mama so fat, when she steps on the scale it says 'One at a time please'.
3.Yo mama so fat, when she wears yellow people yell 'TAXI'
4.Yo mama so fat, when she wears red people yell 'HEY KOOLAID'
6.Yo mama so fat, she needs cheat codes for Wii fit.
7.Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the iPod it turned into an ipad.
8.Yo mama so fat, Dracula sucked her blood and got diabetes.
9.Yo mama so fat, she's on BOTH sides of the family.
10.Yo mama so fat, she doesn't need internet. she's already WORLDWIDE!!
11.Yo mama so fat, she jumped and got stuck.
12.Yo mama so fat, she fell in love and broke it.
13.Yo mama so fat, Godzilla looked at her and said 'DAMN'.
14.Yo mama so fat, Dora couldn't explore her.
15.Yo mama so fat, she went on the seafood diet. When she saw food, SHE ATE IT!!!
16.Yo mama so fat, when she was walking down the street, she tripped. I was trying not to laugh, but the ground was cracking up!
17.Yo mama so fat, she broke your family tree.
18.Yo mama so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyon and got stuck.
19.Yo mama so fat, she once told me 'I cold eat a horse'. Believe me, she wasn't kidding.
20.Yo mama so fat, when she turns around people throw her a welcome back party.
21.Yo mama so fat, when she lies on the beach, no one else gets sun.
22.Yo mama so fat, when she steps on the scale, it says to be continued.
23.Yo mama so fat, when she bungee jumps, she brings the bridge down with her.
24.Yo mama so fat, even her clothes have stretch marks.
25.Yo mama so fat, when she steps in an elevator, it has to go down.
27.Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.
28.Yo mama so fat, she comes at you from all directions.
29.Yo mama so fat, she doesn't eat with a fork, she eats with a forklift.
30.Yo mama so fat, she was born on the fourth, fifth, and sixth of June.
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