ANECDOTE [bottom namjoon]

wassup

joon: i like plushies and cute things and get too loud when i'm excited and i bounce around a lot and the other members call me the baby of the group bc i need to be taken care of and they love squishing my cheeks
y'all: wow look at this Daddy Dom(tm)

jk: i can probably bench press a car i work out constantly and dislike being called cute bc i much prefer people see the effort i put into being manly and if any of the members come anywhere near me with that affectionate shit they get sucker punched all of them live in fear
y'all:
jk:
y'all:
jk:
y'all: sweet bottom baby uwu

welcome to hell i'm your host jooniecosmic and if this chapter was enough to make you wanna argue then this is not the book for you, my friend

on the other hand, if you're a fellow intellectual, feel free to talk about bottomjoon in the comments or request ships/concepts/kinks you want me to talk about ☆彡