Tyler Joseph x Josh Dun (OLD WTF DONT READ THIS)

Chapter 4: The Evil Worm

~ Tyler's Perspective ~
I wake up to the sound of my alarm. It's 8:30 am, and I'm still squirting ketchup out of my butt. Josh isn't awake yet, so I stop squirting ketchup out of my ass for a second, turn off my alarm, and go over to Josh. His mouth is open. I start squirting ketchup into his mouth, still out of my butt. He wakes up and sees me standing there, naked, with the ketchup packet shoved up my butt. He spits it out "EWW TYLER WHAT THE HELL?" He yells. "Sorry, I just thought it would be funny." I explain. "Well, I'm scarred for life now, thanks." He tells me. Then he stares at the ketchup packet. "Uh, Tyler?" He says to me. "What's up?" I ask. "There's a worm in the ketchup.." He says, concerned. "There's a WHAT?" I yell. We start screaming at the top of our lungs and I throw the ketchup packet onto the floor, and the worm flies out and hits Josh in the face. We scream more, as he tries to get the worm off his face. "TYLER, HELP ME!" He screams. I try to yank the worm off his face, and it comes off, but sees I'm naked, and chomps on my ass. I scream in pain and shock. I pull the worm off, and throw it on the ground. "JOSH STEP ON THE FUCKING WORM!!" I yell.