~ Josh's Perspective ~
It was 12 am. We decided to go to sleep in Tyler's bed. I but heard a loud noise. I jumped up only to see a murderer by my side, stabbing Tyler in the butt. He cried for help, obviously in horrible pain. I grabbed the murder's knife. "If you dare hurt my boyfriend again, you'll be sorry." I threaten. He backed away, only to rush out the door with his knife, then I woke up, only to see Tyler squirting ketchup at the ceiling, out of his ass. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" I yell. He looks at me, totally calm, and says one thing. "Butt ketchup, Josh." I look at him so confused, shocked, and scared. "Bu- but you just got stabbed.. are y-you okay??" I stutter. "What do you mean by 'I just got stabbed?' I'm totally fine, Josh. Are you okay?" He seems very concerned. Not because he's squirting ketchup out of his butt on the ceiling, he's acting like that's totally normal, but for me. He seems concerned for me. "Yeah, I'm fine. But you got stabbed. I hope it was a dream!" I tell him. "Uh, obviously it was a dream. Now Josh, use your glutes and get your ass back to bed. It's 2:54 am, you need to sleep." He says to me. Then he turns over on his right side and squirts ketchup out the door, still from his butt. "Why are you squirting all that ketchup out the door, Tyler?" I ask him, very curiously. "Don't question it." He says to me. I decide to get in bed with him and sleep.
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Tyler Joseph x Josh Dun (OLD WTF DONT READ THIS)
FanfictionI wrote this fanfic at 12am please kill me i was also 12 when i wrote this bye i cant
