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Slow Beginings. (Connor X Ralph) (Fluff)

"Ralph, it's okay. I know it's not really something you know about, but I still want to try. Please?" Connor cooed to the permanently scarred android. They were currently staying with Hank, after helping Ralph move of out of his "home". It had sadly broken down after years of not being bought. They were going to rebuild it to make it something much more comfortable, it would just take a while. In the meantime, they would have to stay with Hank. Hank wanted to help the two, especially Ralph. And it also meant Sumo had a new play mate.

Ralph, however, was new to all of this.

He's still trying to get used to seeing Sumo everywhere. At first, Ralph thought he was trying to attack him, he would scream or cry for help whenever Sumo would lick his hand or sit on his lap. Connor would have to sadly shoo away the good boi and calm Ralph down.

Ralph didn't like swear words either. In his own words:

"Ralph thinks they're stupid." 

So whenever Hank would mumble or breath out a cuss, Connor and Ralph have a habit of saying, in sync:

"Swear Jar!"

Hank regrets ever asking them for help with his habits.

Ralph also has a habit of being clingy with Connor. Of course, Connor didn't mind, but he knew Ralph had to grow out of this. Ralph, however, still follows him around like a lost puppy.

Which he is, I mean, he's got the eyes of one.

But that was only the beginning of the things Ralph did in a new setting like this.

Connor wanted to take things slow with him in their relationship, knowing that Ralph wasn't used to constant praise and love. He began with small 'I love you's here and there with hugs. Ralph would smile and blush each time.

But now it was time for Level 2.

Kissing.

The RK800 was very casual about it, not wanting to alarm him in case things went South. Ralph, of course, was flustered at the idea of a kiss. The first ocassion went something along the lines of:

"Ralph, would you like a kiss?"

Ralph, already shy and blue-faced admitted on the spot. "R-Ralph can't kiss..."

"It's okay! I can just give you a kiss." Connor offered.

Ralph began to pick at his cape, a habit he picked up a while ago. "O-Okay..." He mumbled.

Connor smiled scooted closer to him, taking his his hand in his. Ralph looked at their hands quietly, a light blue on his cheeks.

"Ready?" Connor asked, catching his attention. Ralph nodded and...

Shaped his lips into that duckface like puckered lips. 

Connor giggled and assured him that he could kiss his cheek if he wanted. Ralph agrees, relieved.

Connor smiled to him and brushed his lips on Ralph's scar tissue, making a soft smooch as he pulled away. Ralph hide his face under his cape in embarressment. He didn't know why or how, but he eventually pulled Connor in for a sweet, short and soft kiss.

On the lips.

Ralph sat there completely stunned of his action, thinking for second that there was no way he actually just did that. Connor, being gentle, cupped Ralph's right cheek and returned the favor.

Lips slightly parted.

Ralph felt like he was sitting in a volcano, his system over heating as he tried to say something to Connor. Sadly, nothing came out. Connor was also blushing a bit, a light blue on his cheeks. Their hands still connected to one another. Ralph, in a hesitant panic, pulled Connor in for a hug.

Connor chuckled and returned the kind gesture with his free arm.

Back to the present, there they were, sitting Hank's bed, trying to practice a Make-out. If Ralph could barely survive the small kissing, Robo-Jesus help him with this.

Ralph felt so overwhelmed with the fact that Connor was a lot experienced with these kind of things, considering that they both have never been in a relationship or have never had any need for one until now.

Connor reassured him over and over that it was going to be okay and that nothing could go wrong. Ralph was worried about how he would take part in it, of course he wasn't just gonna let Connor do all the work in it.

So he, instead of mentally preparing himself, he hesitantly pulled Connor in, already a bad idea, and roughly kissing the other Android. Connor calmly put his hands on Ralph's hips, rubbing them in a circular motion as he softly kissed back. Ralph almost immediately calmed down as he soften his grip and eventually letting his hands roam on Connor's chest.

He felt so much better. Safe in his arms and melted into his touch. Ralph, for once, felt care-free. Was it the kiss or was it Connor's touch, he will never know. What he did know was that he loved it. Ralph got a little too carried away and made the kiss longer, leaving Connor to take it farther and his tongue the equation.

At first, Ralph yelped, not really sure how to respond. He hesitantly added his tongue, letting soft and quiet moans slip into the kiss. He wanted to experience everything at once, no matter how big or small. Ralph felt Connor pull away, snapping his out of his thoughts. "That was amazing Ralph! You did so much better than I thought!" Connor congratulated him, hugging his close and showering him in kisses.

Ralph giggles and accidentally moved his head enough where he caught a kiss on the lips.

Connor didn't mind, however.

Ralph didn't either.