-Main Character is always having a shitty day and to top it all off there mate has to reject them as soon as they find each other for a pretty dumb reason like "why did I have to get a nerd as a mate" "I Alpha blah blah reject....whats your name?" t(-_-) dafuq stahp all that (poor main character)
-tongues do weird things like fight for dominance (the guy always wins this tongue-sword fight thing) (sexist much?) and dance (when authors put this I always imagine tongues literally dancing in like leotards and shit)which makes me laugh and takes away from all of the seriousness of the story
-ok so lets just say that mates and stuff were actually real...if your "mate" rejected you flat out the first time you guys met using that line above ^ on the top or something like that would you....
a) slap the poo out of him
b) burst into tears
or c) accept his rejection only to later come flying right into his grubby man whore arms
if you chose A) good for you you're on the road to a happy life if you chose B) please just get a bucket of Haagen-Daz ice cream and dround your sorrows in it you'll be fine tomorrow and if you chose C) NO! bad!! you're just setting us women back like several decades...we have worked hard to be this bad ass😎
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Not Another Werewolf Story
WerewolfAh yes, I went there although I do quite enjoy them, I mean the ones that aren't unbearably cliche, it does have to be done. Enjoy reading all the cliches and things I find annoying about the "typical" Werewolf stories. Warning:this is supposed to...
