Galavant Quotes

Season 1 Episode 4 "Comedy Gold"

First I would like to apologize for abandoning this book.

"Damnit man would you just let me vent."

"Good lord Gareth do you kiss my ring with that mouth?"
"My mom taught me that one."

Richard being completely oblivious to the affair between the jester and Madalena amuses me.

"Wait what are pirates doing miles away from the ocean?"

"I put it with my girl supplies, guys never look there. They must have sisters."

"I know it's a jewel. You know what you're having a time out, go to your tent. Don't you give me that look."

"It'd be mondo satisfying to cut your face off and sew it back inside out"

"It's for relaxing my curls not eating"

"Why do you want the girl supplies?"

"Put food in mouth, close mouth, and chew. What kind of moron can't do that?"

"Call her a mouth breather one more time."
"Mouth bre-"

"What on God's flat earth is going on?"

"Damn it man, look at the poor bastard. give. Him. The. Pie."

"I mean look at us we're gorgeous, very diverse."

"We are diverse." "Super diverse"

"Did I just cut your hand?"
"Yes, very badly."
"Oh."

"Take him to the dungeons. The scary one with mice."

"It's nice to hear you call us maggots again"
"You've always been maggots in here." (He pointed to his heart)

"My god just get a room you two."

"Sorry I don't always listen when you talk. I'll get better at that."