📢 [THE PRESS CONFERENCE]

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January 29, 2027‬
‪7:00pm‬

MC:
LET'S ALL WELCOME BANGTAN SONYEONDAN, BLACKPINK, BANG SI HYUK, YANG HYUN SUK, AND THE HEAD STAFF OF BLACKTAN TV!

*audience-applauses and shouts*

Fan 1:
OMG BLACKTAN! I SHIP THEM SO HARD!

Fan 2:
Finally they are gonna collaborate!

Fake Fan 1:
Psh. In all girl groups why is it Blackpink? Like eww.

Fake Fan 2:
Yah and like what the heck BangPD? Why did he even agreed to THIS thing.

Fan 3:
Excuse me. If you're not in favor with BangPD's decision then get out of here. Fake fans aren't allowed.

Fake Fan 1:
Whatever.

< As the MC announces that, one by one they went to the platform where a table and 17 chairs is placed. The first who went up is Bang and Yang and they seated in the far right side of the platform, near the stairs. Next was Jin who is accompanying Jisoo who is in her black-long-sleeved short dress and seated at the far left side of the platform. Next was Yoongi who's accompanying Jennie in her black off-shoulder fitted dress with a belt by the waist and the two were smiling revealing their gums >

Hardcore Blacktan Shipper 1:
OMG! MY YOONNIE HEART!

Hardcore Blacktan Shipper 2:
OH EM GEEE THEIR GUMMY SMILE. AHH!!

Fan 4:
The Visual couple slayed OMO!

< Next was Jimin who's holding Rosé's hand. Rosé's hair was beautifully braided to the side and she's wearing a black-long-sleeved top and a patterned mini pencil-cut skirt >

Hardcore Blacktan Shipper 3:
OMG THESE MOCHIS. AYM GONNA DIEEEEEE H3LP S3ND 911!

Fan 5:
They look sooo hot!

< Next is Jungkook and his arms wrapped around Lisa's waist as they climb up the platform. Lisa is wearing a black-leopard top and a white mini pencil-cut skirt >

LisKook Hater 1:
Seriously I—

*other fans shut the hater's mouth*

Staff:
SECURITY!

*Liskook hater has been kicked out*

< Next is Namjoon who is accompanying a head staff whose name is Taeya [bloonie_]. Then next was Hoseok who's accompanying another two head staff, whose names are Soneul [kazzynicole] and Yongri [ImTheAlphaQueen], each one in his arms. Then lastly, the director of BLACKTAN TV, Song Minhee [YES IT'S ME BTCHES], being accompanied by the one and only Kim Taehyung >

[Jealous yet?😉😂]

< Once everyone is seated, the reporters then bombarded them w/ questions >

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