Choni Oneshots

#1- "Passionate enemies."

Inspired by this oneshot: https://archiveofourown.org/works/15533364

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"Okay, Topaz. I know we both hate eachother, but-"
"You hate me?"

The pink-haired girl feigned a hurt expression. Cheryl appeared flustered for a moment before composing herself and rolling her eyes.

"Yes- At least I get that impression-"
"What about strongly dislike instead?"
"Why are we even talking about this when we're trapped in a fucking elevator and the stupid shopping mall we're in is basically closed down?"
"A fucking elevator? Well gee Cheryl, you could've just asked..."

The other girl shot daggers at her.
"You. are. infuriating."
Toni smirked.

To any onlooker at school, it would appear that the pair hated eachother- and maybe, they would've been correct. They certainly had an infamous feud and they were certainly in a perpetual state of coming up with ways to annoy one another. Even their friends were tired of hearing them talk about eachother. In response to the consistent complaint that Cheryl was "obsessed" with Toni, she would simply refer to to her as a "passionate enemy."

Recently however, Toni couldn't help but notice the blush on the other girl's face when she would playfully flirt with her; although this was admittedly very cute, she was dismayed that she could no longer rile Cheryl up by flirting as much as she used to. She really did not want to admit it, but a small soft spot was beginning to grow for her. She wasn't sure about the red-headed girl, but she had certainly lost her edge when it came to insulting her or trying to get on her last nerve.

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"What's wrong, beautiful? Did your lipstick break this morning? Oh wait- let me guess, your water filtering machine broke and you had to drink peasant water from the tap."

A scowl came to Cheryl's already angry-looking face. Toni smirked.
"That's a nice red dress- but it looks a bit cheap for your taste. I'm guessing only $1000?"
The taller girl took a small step forward, tossing her hair over her shoulder and folding her arms.
"That's an awful looking leather jacket Topaz- although it does look more expensive than I'm used to seeing on you. I'm guessing $2 from the thrift store? Or is that too much?"
"Way too much- I got this for free."
Cheryl huffed. Toni leaned against the wall with amusement dancing in her eyes.

"Anyway- What's a beautiful girl like you doing in a place like this?"
"We're at fucking school, Topaz."
"Fucking school, huh?"
"School, you immature imbecile. School."
"I love it when you compliment me."
"I love it when you shut up and don't talk."
"I'd love to make you happy babe, but I just can't do that."
Cheryl scowled again.
"You're fucking awful in every single way"
"Maybe. But you gotta admit I'm pretty hot."
"Absolutely not."
"It's okay, we all go through denial."

Cheryl flushed a deep red before turning on her heel and walking off, leaving Toni with a victorious smirk on her face.

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"Hey Blossom, you done with putting your hand up for the question every fucking time or do I have to enlighten you about how downright annoying your voice is?"

"Hey you pink-haired idiot, are you done with slacking off in class or do I have to remind you that my grades are significantly higher than yours?"

"Oh just kiss and make up already, you pair of dorks!"
"Shut up Fangs."

Barely anyone batted an eye at the exchange. Cheryl's friends- Kevin and Betty- merely rolled their eyes. When the teacher walked back in, Toni quickly resorted to folding up small notes and kicking them across the floor when given the chance. The red-head girl couldn't help but smirk back at her.