One day your house got termites. "fuck" you said sleepily as you watched the termites devour your house. After you got up, you decided to take a plan of action. You needed cereal. As you shuffled your way through the remains of the house and into the kitchen until you realised the termites ate all the food and the kitchen.
Eventually you decided to call an exterminater, "bobs bugs be gone".
Later that day you heard a knock on your door but then it fell because the termites were eating your door, revealing a beast of a man. The ceo of bobs bugs begone, Bob.
"hey ugly whur your door you have no door" said the handsome stranger.
You stared into his big blue orbs.
"💕💕😍😍💦💦 <3" you bellowed.
Bob brushed passed and started smell the arm. "Termites!"
Bob jumped up and down until all the termites fell out of the wood and left your house.
"Oh thank you kind sir" you said, blood rushing to your cheeks
"how could I ever repay you".
"with money" he said.
"but my dads on the dole" you exclaimed.
"then cook me lunch I guess" he responded.
"I don't have a kitchen anymore but I have a bedroom 😍😍😍💦💦" you explained passionately.
Bob looked confused, he brushed back the hairs on bald head, reflecting the moon. "Idk how you cook food in your bedroom Probz catch on fire".
Suddenly your bed fell through the floor and you fainted
