dan: yes queen!!!!! do the sport!!!!!!!
philly: you're not supposed to be talking to me
dan: you see i was watching you run around the football field all sweaty and muscly and i couldn't resist
philly: i'm not sure how my girlfriend would feel about that
dan: what's she gonna do
dan: fight me
dan: bc that's homophobic
philly: she probably would
dan: sorry the gay boy with an impeccable fashion taste is sister speaking to her man
philly: she's possessive
dan: the lack of concern about me being gay ugh ur mind that's bde
philly: what
dan: big dick energy
phil: what
phil: what the fuck is big dick energy
phil: are you a fortune teller or some shit
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Fanfiction> phan dan: big dick energy philly: what philly: what the fuck is big dick energy philly: what are you a fortune teller or some shit where a local and a member of stan twitter somehow fall in love despite the language barrier
