Bad Couple | Book 2 | M.YG

💀Chapter 8💀

Yoongi: Facts! I mean, Shhh, There's people next door.

Y/N: Okay and? Ion give a shit.

She shrugged with a big smile on her face and I just chuckled at her sexy self.

Yoongi: Honestly, I don't either.

I winked at her and she wrapped her arms around my neck before leaning in to kiss me. I kissed her back right away and pushed her down lightly onto the hospital bed as I intertwined both of our hands together. It was The longest kiss we've had since our argument last night, it was going great until the door opened and Taekook walked in.

Taehyung: Woah there, did anyone call the firefighters? It's burning up in here.

Y/N: Nope so go back.

Jungkook: Wait, we can't. Noona, you might want to back off from Yoongi hyung. We got the results.

Yoongi: What's with that face? Is everything okay?

Taehyung: Are you two planning on having an entire daycare of kids? Always going at it so now the results indicate that Y/N is, Kook, cue the drumrolls.

Jungkook: Dun Dun Dun, Y/N Noona is pregnant again.

Taehyung: With twins.

I chocked on air and Y/N pushed me off to the point where I was completely sure my body would end up flying across the room. These two better be joking or else she'll leave me in a coma in less than a minute.

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Y/N's POV

I got up and shook my head. This couldn't be true, I can't be pregnant again. Yoongi stood behind me kind of panicking about the whole deal or questioning why god gave him such a powerful dick that only shoots his sperm in pairs and not individually.

Y/N: You two better be lying! Let me see the results.

Taehyung: We're not. You should've caged that pussy a long time ago. Yoongi hyung keeps unlocking it.

Jungkook: Yup, See Noona, dick isn't always the right medicine.

I snatched the results from their hand and scanned through the paper. These two will be the end of me.

Y/N: YOU TWO LITTLE MOTHERFUCKERS HAVE FIVE SECONDS TO MAKE A RUN FOR IT BEFORE I STRANGLE YOUR ASSES TO DEATH!

Jungkook: AHAHAHA, Yoongi hyung's life flashed before his eyes. We got y'all!

Taehyung: Hahaha, your reactions almost had me dead as fuck.

Yoongi: Aghh, you two really? I was so startled!!

Y/N: Times up. Come give me a birthday hug.

They stopped laughing and gulped at the look on my face. I had a fake smile on which they perfectly knew. It was the moment they realized if they didn't make a run for it now they'd be laying on a bed in this hospital for a whole week.

Taehyung: I think we- air hug! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, WE LOVE YOU, BYE!!

Jungkook: hold my hand Tae, at three we run... HAPPY BIRTHDAY NOONA, LOVE YOU FROM HERE TO THE EXIT OF THIS HOSPITAL- GO GO GO!!!

They opened the door and ran out the room at the speed of light, I was about to run after them pranksters but before I even stepped out the room Yoongi trapped my waist, picked me up and turned me back around. He closed the door and caged me against it.

Yoongi: You're dead ass wrong if you thought I was gonna let you run after them. Your ass might as well practice for your mug shots.

Y/N: They got me so bad! I was about to gang up on all three of you!

Yoongi: I know, I was just waiting for me to wake up from a one year coma after this.

Y/N: Ohh how bad I'm gone get them after this. They ain't ready.

Yoongi: Baby, its not time to get them back. The Doctor said you have to rest and not stress. You only got two shots to stop the fever and prevent from getting badly sick, that's all.

Y/N: I ain't no weak ass, I'm a bad bitch-

Yoongi: Okay Harley Quinn.

I scoffed and he smirked before crashing his lips against mine. He just knew how and when to shut me up completely. For a second I forgot about running after Tae and kookie, although I was still thinking of a way to get them back for pranking me and also falling into a whole new world. Yoongi's touch, his kisses, they just made me feel wanted, I missed him. I missed us but this Asian Casper looking ass needed to learn his lesson too.