NINE • A SEX LIFE IN DANGER

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tessa: YOU GUYS I MET ROSIE HUNTINGTON-WHITELEY AT THE FRANCE-ARGENTINA GAME AND SHE IS THE LOVE OF MY LIFE I'M LEAVING MY OLD LIFE BEHIND FOR HER

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tessa: YOU GUYS I MET ROSIE HUNTINGTON-WHITELEY AT THE FRANCE-ARGENTINA GAME AND SHE IS THE LOVE OF MY LIFE I'M LEAVING MY OLD LIFE BEHIND FOR HER

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username: OMFG TWO BEAUTIES DID YOU FREAK THE FUCK OUT WHEN YOU MET HER

tessa: username I almost said "suck it rosie" after the whistle blew bc she's an argentina fan and I've never been more thankful for keeping my mouth shut

wyatt_preston: ok but does leaving your old life behind mean all of us or just paul

elleharris: wyatt_preston why would it mean just paul

tessa: wyatt_preston elleharris yeah why

wyatt_preston: well I'm not sleeping with you so I didn't know if you meant your old sex life or your old life in general

username: uh oh is her sex life with pogba in danger with this new romance???

username: paulpogba

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username: paulpogba

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paulpogba: wyatt_preston hey her sex life is good! I said we could use the whipped cream what more could a girl want
paulpogba: I can't believe I have to fight rosie huntington whiteley for tessa's attention
paulpogba: this girl is going to kill me one day

tessa: username my sex life with pogs is not in danger with this new romance
tessa: I feel like I should've prefaced the post with "I'm very happy with my sex life and am not looking to change anything"

paulpogba: that would've helped

tessa: paulpogba aww were you jealous of my possible scandalous new relationship with a married woman

paulpogba: tessa no

username: he totally was

username: yup he was

tessa: paulpogba you're the only person I wanna have sex with
tessa: paulpogba well you and chris hemsworth and maybe chadwick boseman

username: that was so.... romantic? nice? Idk anymore guys their relationship is weird

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