Some little snippets from every day conversations that I have had in my life. These are in no chronological order, but most take place within the last year or two. Enjoy!
Sibling order of birth: (for reference)
1st brother
1st Sister
2nd Brother
3rd Brother
2nd Sister
1stSister (who calls herself a rock expert): Look! I've found a piece of sedimentary rock!
2ndBrother (who is an actual rock expert): That's not sedimentary rock. That is a piece of concrete.
Sister: Oh.
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Me: *Sees brother "sleeping" on the couch, blanket over his eyes* *Runs and jumps on top of him, bounces up and down and starts tickling him* *Gets up and walks away like nothing happened*
1stBrother: You filthy pile of orc dung!
Me: You lazy spawn of Morgoth!
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Me: *Is doing makeup before getting ready to go to church*
2ndBrother: *Standing in the front of the sink next to me, combing his hair* Why do you always wear makeup when you go to church?
1stbrother: *Walks by the bathroom* Because she's trying to impress her boyfriend *Smiles slyly*
Me: *Rolls eyes and smiles* oh shut up, you.
1stSister: (Who knows I have feelings for someone) Well, it's truuueeee. *grins*
Both brothers: Ooooooohh!
1stbrother: Who is it?
Me: *casts glare of death at sister*
1stSister: *Clears throat* I uh, promised not to tell. *goes back in her room*
*Brothers bugging me about who it is, saying that they're going to tell everyone at church that I have a boyfriend, etc..*
Me: If you so much as mention this to anyone I will tell everyone about *says names of both brothers' crushes*
Brothers: *crickets*
Me: Thought so. *Continues doing makeup*
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Me: *telling my dad about the cool switchblade knife I want to buy*
Dad: You're talking about getting a switchblade, but dear, I don't even trust you with a butter knife.
Me: *gasp* *throws shoe at him*
Mom: Heck, I don't even trust her with cotton balls!
Me: *GASP* *throws the baby wipes I was holding at her*
*laughter at my expense* *everyone commenting about how clumsy I am*
Me: *Eventually joins in laughing with them*
(Because it's true xD)
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Me: *sees uncle snoring on the couch after thanksgiving dinner*
Me: *Gets the whipped cream from the kitchen*
Me: *Sprays whipped cream on uncle's face*
Uncle: *Jerks awake and wipes off whipped cream, tries to shove it in my face, but misses*
Me: *Runs away, locks myself in room*
Uncle: *Somehow manages to pick the lock and barges in* *shoves whipped cream all over my face and hair* *Walks away laughing triumphantly*
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Grandpa: *sets down Sudoku puzzle he's been working on for two hours straight*
Me: Can't figure it out?
Grandpa: It's a hard one. I didn't even get halfway through.
Me: *looking at it, having never done a sudoku puzzle in my life*
Grandpa: *Explains how it works*
Me: Do you care if I try to finish it?
Grandpa: *Laughs* I'd give you a hundred dollars if you could finish it.
Me: It's a deal.
*An hour later*
Me: *Brings back the completed Sudoku puzzle*
Grandpa: *Looks over the puzzle, can't believe it* *Laughs*
(Guess who got a hundred dollars that day? :D)
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That's all for now, folks. Thanks for reading :)
~M
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