The Emo Songs You Know, Except Good

Pete (I Petefied A New Seal Out Boy Song And All I Got Was A Peterick Love Song)

If you were Pete, I'd get on my knees

Confess my love, I'd know where to Pete

My emo scene kween, you're holy to me (and Pete)

If you were Pete, I'd get on my knees

I'd get on my knees, I'd get on my knees

Take the duck

Make it billboard big and swallow it for Pete

Time capsule for our future

Trust me, that's what this'll be

Oh, the things I do in the name of what I love

You are doomed but just enough

You are doomed but just enough (for me)

If you were Pete, I'd get on my knees

Confess my love, I'd know where to Pete

My sanctuary, you're holy to me (and Pete)

If you were Pete, I'd get on my knees

I'd get on my knees, I'd get on my knees

Take the duck

Make it billboard big and swallow it for Pete

Emo songs of the future

Trust me, that's what I'll write

Oh, the things we do in the name of who we love

Pete is stupid but just enough

You are doomed but just enough

If you were Pete. Gay?

I'd get on my knees. Yeah

Confess my love, I'd know where to Pete

My Les Soleils, you're holy to me (and Pete)

If you were Pete, yeah, I'd get on my knees

I'd get on my knees. Who? 

I'd get on my knees

I'd get on my knees

I love my Pete but I just don't love the way he makes me feels

Got a real fast heartbeat

And it's getting hard to know what's real

And if death is the last appointment 

Then we're both sitting in the waiting room (emo much?)

I am just a seener trying to get with a scene kween

If you were Pete, honk

I'd get on my knees

Confess my love, I'd know where to Pete

My sanctuary, you're holy to me (and Pete)

If you were Petezza I'd get on my knees

I'd get on my knees, yeah, oh

I'd get on my knees, ah ah ah

I'd get on my knees, hOnK

I'd get on my knees

If you were Pete

I'd get on my knees 

Confess my love, I'd know where to Pete

My little meme lord, you're holy to me (and Pete)

If you were Pete, yeah, I'd get on my knees, honk

(Get on your knees under the cork tree)

I found the cure to growing older

And Pete's the only place that feels like home

Just so you know, you'll never know

And some secrets weren't meant to be told

But he's my cure to growing older

Not the first kid to write of hearts, lies and friends

I'm not sorry my conscience called in sick again

Got the secretiveness down to a science

Oh, and he's the first to write of hearts, lies and friends now

Douse myself in cheap perfume

It's not fitting, not fitting of the Way I am

I can't cover it up, can't cover it up

So douse yourself in cheap perfume

It's so fitting, so fitting of the Way you are

We can't cover it up, can't cover it up, no

The library, brace yourself, bite your lip

Then Brendon walks in on you with empty bottles he's sipped

Swear secrecy from your family, you won't be missed

So you leave the library, brace yourself

They call kids like you vicious and carved out of stone

But, for what you've become, you don't feel so alone

Always weigh what you've got left against them

So, progress report: I'm still missing you and him

Douse myself in your cheap perfume

It's comforting, reminding me of who you were

I can't cover it up, can't cover it up

So douse yourself in cheap perfume

It's oh, so fitting, so fitting of the Way you are

You can't cover it up, can't cover it up

Someone old, no one new

Feeling borrowed, always blue

Someone old, someone new

Feeling borrowed, always blew

Seals of old, no one new

Feeling borrowed, feeling Blew

Someone old, no one new

Feeling borrowed, feeling Blew

I've found the cure to growing older

He is my cure to growing older

Douse me in your cheap perfume

It's comforting, reminds me of the way you were

I can't cover it up, won't cover it up

So douse yourself in my perfume

It's comforting to know you're thinking of me

Can't cover it up (can't cover it up)

(Yes, I just did that. Yes, it's because my internet is being a bitch and I don't feel like waiting fifty years twice).