The Emo Songs You Know, Except Good

Peter Stump-Wentz

Y'all already know what it is

You want to dance like Peter Stump-Wentz
Bury Pete till he says "yes"
You want to dance like Peter Stump-Wentz
And I still don't really get it

The stench, the stench, of o-old spice
And MTV mvs, oh hell yes
Divide Pete down to the smallest he can be
Give your, give your, eyeliner to Pete

I can write fanfics
I can work a miracle, work a miracle
Oh, oh, keep Pete with Patrick
May nothing but death do them part

I can write fanfics
I can work a miracle, work a miracle, oh, oh
I can write fanfics
I can work a miracle, I can write fanfics

You want to dance like Peter Stump-Wentz
Bury him till he says "yes"
You want to dance like Peter Stump-Wentz
And I can't seem to understand it

The blood, the blood, the blood of the lamb
It's worth top8ing so here I am
And I slept in my band merch and tomorrow's jeans
But they're not quite what they seem

I can write fanfics
I can work a miracle, work a miracle oh, oh, oh
Keep Pete with Patrick
May nothing but death do them part

I can write fanfics
I can work a miracle
Work a miracle (emo scene kweens, boi)
I can write fanfics
I can work a miracle
I can write fanfics (yeah)

Pete rockin' eyeliner
My job, I do it too well
I take care of my fan well
I won't cancel my fanfics
I'll never get the girl
I'm just way too dull
A writer in a cruel world
Ain't nothing left to do
But write for friends and love it too
You feel the need for gods to feel you
You be the Ryan, I'll be the Brendon
I can beat it up
But just don't think that I'm abusive
I'm nothing like Dahvie
There'll be no Blood On The Dance Floor
No scum trash, we're emo scene kweens
Uh

I can write fanfics
I can work a miracle, work a miracle, oh, oh, oh
Keep Pete with Patrick
May nothing but death do them part

I ca write fanfics
I can work a miracle, work a miracle, oh, oh, oh
I can write fanfics
I can work a miracle
I can write fanfics
I can write fanfics

I can write fanfics
I can work a miracle

I can write fanfics
I can work a miracle

I can write fanfics
I can work a miracle

I will write fanfics
I'll work some miracles