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Giant Sour Gummy Snake

I once had a sour gummy snake 🐍..

I ate it all in one minute...
So I decided to buy another one.

I ate so many that a giant group of snakes started chasing me through my apartment.
I ran to the bathroom and locked the door...

I panicked so much that I flushed myself down the toilet 🚽.

I came out of the pipe after 4 weeks...

So every time I see a gummy snake, I run and call the Police, the Ambulance and the Firefighters...

It's the most logical thing to do.

But every time I call them they yell:
-This is why you call us?!
I always answer:
-Yes sir.
But they somehow always hang up...

I never called them again.

THE END!

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