laziness 101

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BRO THE STUPIDEST THING JUDT HAPPENED AND YALL KNOW I HAD TO WRITE ABOUT IT

SO I WAS EATING MY DINNER WITH MY FAMIlY (which I don't do too often since all we do is fight) AND MY GRANDMA SAYS

"CAN SOMEONE PASS ME MY WATER BOTTLE" SHE POINTS AT A WATER BOTTLE THATS LIKE A FEW FEET AWAY FROM HER ( she can't really walk so that's why she asked ) AND MY DAD GOES UP TO HER SINCE HE DIDN'T HEAR HER

AND SHE TELLS HIM TO PASS HER THE WATER BOTTLE AND THEN MY DAD CALLS ME TO PASS MY GRANDMA HER WATER BOTTLE (MIND YOU THE WATER BOTTLE IS LITERALLY RIGHT NEXT HIM AND IM ALL THE WAY IN KITCHEN) (one more thing my grandma was in the living room)

AND THEN I SAY "THE WATER BOTTLE IS RIGHT NEXT TO YOU" AND THEN THIS IS WHEN HE GETS TRIGGERED AF

HE'S LITERALLY CURSED ME OUT, WALKED AWAY FROM THE WATER BOTTLE AND FRICKIN STARED AT ME FOR LIKE A MINUTE LIKE WTF

IM JUST LIKE "WHAT?" AT THIS POINT IDK BUT IM PISSED

HE LITERALLY CHASED ME AROUND THE HOUSE WITH A SHOE AND I RAN INTO MY ROOM AND LOCKED THE DOOR LMAO

I STAYED IN THERE TILL 12 AM AND WENT BACK DOWN STAIRS TO FINISH MY DINNER

THIS LITERALLY ALL HAPPENED BECAUSE OF A DAMN WATER BOTTLE

(Just realizing this is where I get my laziness from)

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