Song: Best Friend Artist: Rex Orange County ___________________________ Clary's pov
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Group chat: Clizzy stans Si-fi, ninja turtle, glitter boi and homo ranger
Si-fi: GUYYYSS, CLARY IS WEARING PAINT FREE CLOTHING I REPEAT PAINT FREE CLOTHING THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Glitter boi: GET BISCUIT TO A HOSPITAL PRONTO NO DONT ILL COME OVER AND DRIVE HER THERE I DONT TRUST YOU TO DRIVE HER THERE SAFELY
Si-fi: HOW RUDE
Ninja Turtle: Magnus calm the fuck down She's just nervous about dinner at the Lightwoods tonight
Glitter boi: Izzy, that makes so much sense
Si-fi: MY DRIVING IS EXCELLENT THANK YOU VERY MUCH
Homo ranger: Carrot is too cute. Izzy is trying to bake carrot cake muffins. YOU ALL BETTER EAT THEM WITH A SMILE.
Ninja turtle: How do you eat with a smile?
Homo ranger: JUST EAT THEM ENTHUSIASTICALLY.
Glitter boi: jUst EAt THeM eNThusIAsTIcaLLY
Si-fi: Does everyone think I'm a shit driver?
Homo ranger: Why do I even bother (insert heavy sigh)
Homo ranger is offline
Si-fi: I ONLY BROKE THREE FLOWER POTS AND DAMAGED FIVE BIRD BATHS
Homo ranger is online
Homo ranger: EIGHT THINGS TOO MANY
Homo ranger is offline
Glitter boi: I'll go check on my sulking boyfriend, See you later
Ninja turtle: REMEMBER ALWAYS EAT WITH A SMILE
Glitter boi is offline
Si-fi: Do you think I'm a bad driver?
Ninja turtle is offline
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Clary's pov (outfit above)
Fuckfuvkfucfuckfuckfuckfuxkfucx Is a rainbow too much or maybe too little maybe I could wear a pride flag as a scarf or a belt or both I wonder where I can get another pride flag in such short notice or maybe no pride flags.
Is this too plain though? It's just a black jumper and skirt. It needs something else. Shoes it needs shoes. Converse but they're too basic. Boots they'll work.
Socks or tights. Tights. Fishnets, they're a confidence booster. Where did I put them?
Time to dig through the mountain of clothes, oh I'm about to dive in. Tops, skirts and jeans are flying through the air. Still no fishnets.
Ugh, when did I last where them? Magnus! He wore them yesterday with his new white boots. To the shoe collection.
They were in my boots the whole fucking time. After spending five trying to get them on carefully I put on my boots and stepped in front of the mirror.
Final step, makeup. Maybe just some mascara and lipstick. That's probably safer. Red lipstick.
"Clary, you ready?" Simon asks knocking on the door
No "Yeah"
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"Ding, Dong"
"Clary, Simon come inside. It's freezing outside"
"Hi Maryse, you look amazing"
"Cookies are in the kitchen, flattery gets you everywhere in this house"
Simon looks me in the eye before sprinting to the kitchen.
"YOU'RE ON LEWIS"
"LIKE DONKEY KONG?"
"YOU KNOW IT"
We both reach the kitchen at the same time, grabbing as many cookies as possible.
It's then, while I'm stuffing cookies in my mouth that Isabelle Lightwood enters the room.
