Bianca🤡: We have Drag Con today, morons. Don't pull an Alyssa and be late.
Alyssa💃: Hey, mama! Don't pull a Bianca and be rude
Adore🍕: tbh I forgot there even was something going on today oof
Bianca🤡: adore ur abrviatns annoy mi 🙄
Adore🍕: Wow.
Pearl💎: I'm awake. Now I didn't get that paper thing with all the panels for today, so who has a panel with who?
Blair📞: Hm. Well, according to my paper, we have Kim and Naomi doing a MUG panel at 3 and Trixie and Katya doing their Unh panel at 12pm. Then you, Violet, Fame, and Max are supposed to be doing a panel, and after that there's the season 6 top three and that's it for today's schedule. The rest of us I assume are sticking to walking around and hanging around our areas.\
Jinkx Monsoon🐱: Yay I don't have to do my panel with Rolaskatox!!
Detox💉: zip it
Sharon👻: Ha, detox that syringe with your name thingy looks so menacing right now.
Shangela🎁: Mama, if anyone here looks menacing it's u.
Violet👑: skskksksksk
Bendelacreme💄: Hi everybody! I'm back, again! What's on the roster for today?????
Blair📞: Those panels are on the schedule, and apparently we're doing karaoke with some fans :) I can't wait!
Willam🍆: YES ANOTHER DAY OF BEING MOI
Detox💉: oh you're starting to speak French. are you violet now
Violet👑: I can't blame you if you want to be me.
Miss Fame🐔: Shush Violet, you sound like one of those weird entrance quotes on drag race
Pearl💎: Ha I love how you say that when yours was 'greetings earth queens!1!1!'
Aja🌋: Where are yall at? ive been waiting at my stand forEVVEERR
Willam🍆: Omg what we're leaving?! I JUST WOKE UP !!
Jinkx Monsoon🐱: Oh, yeah. I fell asleep oops
Laganja Estranja🍃: Oh, girl I need an uber.
Adore🍕: GUYS IM DRIVING!!!!
Phi Phi O'Hara🌞: And we care why??
Adore🍕: Probably bc it's a once in a lifetime opportunity or however you spell that and youre witnessing it
Pearl💎: since I've been forced since "Halloween" to drive you all and it's kind of a tradition now, Pearl's drag queen uber is back at it. who's signing up? form a line, no pushing or shoving.
Violet👑: I CALL SHOTGUN!
Miz Cracker🍪: Uhmmm I'm really sorry for taking up space, but I need the uber this time!
Alyssa💃: LOL THAT'S WHAT IT'S FOR GIRL
Pearl💎: Haha, it's fine. My car is ready for space to be taken.
Courtney Act🐨: I'm hopping on the Uber again yayyy!
Shea Coulee🍑: Count me in too.
Pearl💎: Is that it?
Sharon Needles👻: Who even started this group chat?
Shea Coulee🍑: Woah, how'd you get your text to be fat like that?
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RPDR Group Chat
FanfictionWhat happens when a bunch of drag queens come together and start a groupchat? Now all your questions are answered. -basically just a collection of texts that certain queens would send each other. this is them communicating in a group chat.
