3 Musketeers 🗿👺🌛
_namjoonkim:
uhhhh i got newsaug.yoongs:
for me ?_namjoonkim:
no i'm talking to the other
crackhead. hoseok get over hereaug.yoongs:
i— okj.seokie:
what's crackalackin' boys😎_namjoonkim:
your plan failed man, taehyung isn't
coming to the partyj.seokie:
b-but what about that jungkook
kid.,.,.,..,..,. 😖😨😨aug.yoongs:
oh my god hoseok are you stupidaug.yoongs:
actually you two are stupid. i
told you to not do it_namjoonkim:
taehyung told me to look
out for him so i guess that's what i'm
doingj.seokie:
why does your brother hate me so muchj.seokie:
i breathed ☹️aug.yoongs:
you didn't breathe, dumbass.
you cheated on him now you're
rotting without him 🤡_namjoonkim:
^j.seokie:
how many times do i have to
tell you guys i was drunk and that
stupid bitch spiked my drink!!!aug.yoongs:
yeah and he forgave you
but you decided to make him jealous
and you had the nerve to
make out of taemin right infront of him lol_namjoonkim:
ok so we're not gonna talk
about my little bro like this 🙉j.seokie:
in my defence, taemin is a good
kisser and i bet jungkook would be too_namjoonkim:
.aug.yoongs:
hoseok just shut the fuck upj.seokie:
wow you're so niceaug.yoongs:
be glad i'm here to put you
in your place, rat 🗿_namjoonkim:
hoseok you're the one who invited
jungkook but now im second
guessing whether i should even let you
breathe around himj.seokie:
quit cock blocking mej.seokie:
have you seen how hot that kid is?
i bet everyones going to start
pouncing at himaug.yoongs:
_namjoonkim:
yeah. definitely not letting you
make any sort of human contact with
ggukie.j.seokie:
ggUkIE!!!!!!!aug.yoongs:
gGUkIe!!!!!!!!!!!!_namjoonkim:
btw i will send you to the hospital
if you touch any of those twoj.seokie:
lol betaug.yoongs:
my money on namjoon 🤑
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SIKE 。 NAMKOOK
Fanfictionin which jungkook makes up excuses just to text his best friends brother, namjoon slow updates