So my name is Jude. the other day I was waiting to meet my man Pepe to go on a date after not seeing him for so long due to his job. As the sun went down I started to feel angry. I thought to myself "where is he? What is he doing? Why isn't he picking up?". I couldn't wait any longer 5 hours of waiting is enough. I walked all the way to his house and noticed the door wasn't closed properly. I walked in and heard shouting. I got closer and closer to the shouting to see Pepe with this small slenderman looking woman. I went to call out till the small slenderman looking woman shouted "WHO IS THAT GIRL?! HOW COULD YOU DO ME LIKE THIS!!? YOU'RE MY MAN DEAR!!" I was shocked. Lost for words. Another woman? I thought to myself. I looked at Pepe trying to listen carefully to his response. I saw his mouth shaking and he was stuttering. He then took a deep breather in and stood up tall and said "I have something to tell you!" The small slenderman looking woman raised her eyebrow and said "ok dear" in a weird posh voice "I'm a wizard haggard" the woman then responded "Pepe dear that's not my name" Pepe responded "I love you more than words can express I want to put a spell on you" Pepe then put his frog fingers all over her face and stuck his slimy saliva dripping tongue down her throat and said "I want your babies" the woman said "take em take em have my babies dear Pepe" I watched in shock seeing pepes stomach get bigger and bigger. He looked about 5 months pregnant. He then took his long tongue out her throat and turned his head my direction. I ran. I ran as fast as I could out that door hoping he didn't realise that it was me. "What did I just witness?!" I thought to myself. I got home and sat in the shower, not only did I just get stood up, but also found out that he was cheating, that I was the side chick and saw him become pregnant?.. after thinking so hard and deeply to myself, my phone vibrated I looked over the tub as my phone was on the floor and saw that it was Pepe. The text read "sorry for not showing up someone broke into my house hope you're not mad my dear"......I- TO BE CONTINUED
