***DISCLAIMER***
I AM NOT CALLING ALL SLYTHERINS ASSHOLES. I FOUND THIS PROMPT ONLINE AND IT REMINDED ME OF MY FRIEND WHO IS A SLYTHERIN. SORRY IF I OFFENDED YOU.
***DISCLAIMER OVER***
Ravenclaw: Hey, Sly you wanna come study with me and some other-
Slytherin: No. Fuck off.
Ravenclaw: What an ass.
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Gryffindor: *In a flirty tone* Sly, come help me with my Transfig homework?
Slytherin: Hmmmm. Let me think about that- No. That sounds horrible.
Gryffindor: What. An. Ass.
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Random slytherin: Yo, Sly. We're gonna go paint Snapes room pink. Wanna come?
Slytherin 1: I don't like you. We're not friends.
Random ass slytherin like why are you even here you're confusing the readers: What a bitch.
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Hufflepuff: Hey, bitch. We're going to Hogsmead together.
Slytherin: *Giggles like the love sick puppy they are* Okay.
Everyone at the same time: How the fuck!?!
Hey my dudes.
Sorry I didn't post yesterday. I went to interactive introverts. It was so good!!! I met dan and Phil!!!! They are so tall like friggin bears!!! I would show you all the pics but I'm not ready for a face reveal.
Love you guys!!! 💝❤️🖤🧡💞💕💗❣️💘💖💙💙💙💙🖤🖤🖤
-Cassie🤓😎
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Harry Potter Headcanons
RandomExactly what the title says. As well as some one shots. I will take some requests.
