What is happening in the group chat of BTS, the seven member south korean boy group? let's find out right now
(just so you know this book contains gay ships, memes, swear words and you know...jokes that are probably not suitable for kids)
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Anti-Sugar: they did not only kissed but tHEY STARTED MAKING OUT
JustinSeagull: too bad they didn't have sex
ChimChim: I WAS NOT PREPARED
HoeSuck: sAME
ImTaeTae: IS THIS HOW ARMYS FEEL
JustinSeagull: i kNOW
JustinSeagull: HOW DO ARMYS DO THIS EVERYTIME
Anti-Sugar: i thought namjoon would top but idk anymore
ChimChim: same
JustinSeagull: i thought namjoon hyung would top
JustinSeagull: but jin hyung just sLIPPED THAT FUCKING TONGUE IN
ImTaeTae: I FUCKING KNOW RIGHT
HoeSuck: IM SUPRISED THAT THEY DIDN'T FUCK RIGHT THERE ON THE SPOT
ChimChim:
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ImTaeTae: bEauTIFUL AS ALWAYS KOOK
JustinSeagull: tHanK YOU TAE
ChimChim: mY NAMJIN HEART
HoeSuck:
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Anti-Sugar: LOOKIN GOOD HOBI
ChimChim: HES ALWAYS LOOKING GOOD
HoeSuck: THANK YOU
ImTaeTae: wE STAN POLY RELATIONSHIPS BECAUSE
JustinSeagull: THREESOMES
ImTaeTae: i was going to say "because the cuddling would be cute" bUT SURE
Anti-Sugar: what if namjoon and jin hyung found out about all of this?
HoeSuck: were gonna be grounded
Anti-Sugar: oh
Anti-Sugar: wonderful
JustinSeagull: #parentgoals
ImTaeTae: #beinggroundedisgreat
ChimChim: #Namjinforlife
HoeSuck: #OnceYouNamjinYouCantNamjout
ChimChim: gENIUS
Anti-Sugar: #OnceYouJiminYouCantJimout
ChimChim: eVEN MORE GENIUS
JustinSeagull: wHY ARE WE DOING THIS
HoeSuck: jUST BECAUSE
ImTaeTae: JUST MONIKA
Anti-Sugar: FUCKING MONIKAMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MonikaBitch joined the group
MonikaBitch: tf did you just said?
Anti-Sugar: WHAT THE FUCK
JustinSeagull: AHHHHHHH
HoeSuck: EWW
ChimChim: HOLY SMOKES
Anti-Sugar: HOE WHAT
MonikaBitch: BITCH I'LL DELETE YOUR ASS
Anti-Sugar: SORRY BITCH
MonikaBitch: SLUT
MonikaBitch left the group
ChimChim: tf just happened
HoeSuck: i honestly don't know
ImTaeTae: me everyday
ChimChim: whos monika?
ImTaeTae: the real question is
ImTaeTae: why is monika?
JustinSeagull: oh shit
Anti-Sugar: what
ChimChim: wut
HoeSuck: wat
ImTaeTae: who
JustinSeagull: THEY'RE HERE
ChimChim: waIT WHAT
HoeSuck: I SEE THEM
HoeSuck: THEY'RE HOLDING HANDS
ChimChim: CUTE
HoeSucks: wait jin hyung stopped walking
ImTaeTae: THEN WHAT
ChimChim: YES WHAT
JustinSeagull: WHO WHAT
HoeSuck: OMG AWWW
ChimChim: BISH WHAT HAPPENED
HoeSuck: HE STOPPED JUST TO KISS NAMJOON, MY FUCKING HEART
ChimChim: AWWWWWW
JustinSeagull: UWUWUWUWUWU
Anti-Sugar: such an aggressive uwu
ImTaeTae: ;-; my heart
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Hello! Im back from my writers block (finally)
Sorry i haven't updated in a while, school is being a dick to me and you know i don't like dicks (litterally)
Enough of my complaining, Wauw namjin had a little make out session eh? ;)
And top jin and bottom namjoon? Sounds a bit unusual right? I actually like bottom Namjoon more than top Namjoon, and this is my book so why the hell not?
That's all i wanted to say my name is AlexIsNotFrench vote on this chapter if you want to and buh bye
