I am surprised at my ability to believe that a blanket will protect me at night
*murderer steps in*
Murderer: WHAT IS THIS, A BLANKET? WELL I CAN'T KILL SOMEONE WITH A BLANKET. TIME TO LOOK FOR MORE BLANKETLESS PEOPLE.
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I am surprised at my ability to believe that a blanket will protect me at night
*murderer steps in*
Murderer: WHAT IS THIS, A BLANKET? WELL I CAN'T KILL SOMEONE WITH A BLANKET. TIME TO LOOK FOR MORE BLANKETLESS PEOPLE.