(I don't know the EXACT words for the spoof)
JeffPaw: hi LionBlaze
LionBlaze: Hi JeffPaw, how are you doing?
JeffPaw:good, and I bought you some snacks
LionBlaze:snacks?
JeffPaw: they're called "PopRocks" they're these rocks that pop in your mouth.
LionBlaze: let me try some
JeffPaw:*hands over PopRocks*
LionBlaze:*eats*
JeffPaw: uh oh
LionBlaze: what?
JeffPaw: I accidentally bought the "Super-Ultra" kind.
LionBlaze: What does the "Super-Ultra" kind do?
JeffPaw:*gives package*
LionBlaze:*reads aloud* "the PopRocks in this package will explode within 20 seconds of contact with saliva.
Prepare to die."
Both:.....
*poprocks explode*
LionBlaze:.....AGGGHHHHHHH!!!!
A Spoof created by USSDaedalus.
