Kik Me [Joshler AU]

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Gdo: yeet yeet bitch

Gdo: hey I'm Brendon and you're watching Disney channel

Pure: JM WATCHING DIDNEY CHANNEL RN OMG

Gdo: didney

Pure: dONT make fun of my mistakes

Sobbing: I'm a mistake

Pure: no you're not you're my bootiful boyfriend and ily

Pure: I mean what

Gdo: OMG AWWWWWWWWE

Sobbing: ilyt bambi

Gdo: WTF THIS IS SO CUTE

Gdo: ew why did I have the sudden urge to shove a chicken being up my pussy

(@ aarika)

Sobbing: you don't even have one

Gdo: how do you know you haven't been in my pants

Sobbing: Brendon you've drunk stripped in front of me before I know you have a dick

Pure: ew????

Gdo: BABAHABABAHAHAHHAHAHA

Gdo: I remember that

Gdo: fuck yeah man

Gdo: I would be a hot stripper

Sobbing: sure

Gdo: rood

Pure: oh h*cc it's 3AM

Pure: goodnight

Sobbing: bye bren bitch

Gdo: bye fuck

Gdo: gn ty

Pure: :)