Kik Me [Joshler AU]

11

**Private message between Pure and Gdo**

Pure: alright idiot what do you need me to do

Gdo: YAY!!!

Gdo: oKAY sO first I need you to come to my house really hella quick

Pure: tell me everything first before I do

Gdo: uGH fine

Gdo:
1. Get off your ass
2. Come to my house in comfy clothes, idc
3. Come inside my house
4. Come to my room
5. Sit on my bed
6. Imma bring you a hella cute outfit of Ryan's (he picked it out)
7. You gonna put it on
8. I have Patrick over so he can put your makeup on
9. Me and you gonna go out to where josh and that girl is
10. You gonna make josh wANT YO CUTE ASS

Pure: .......

Gdo: well?

Pure: okay

Gdo: wait really

Pure: yeah, I'm coming over now.

Gdo: oH MY FOD YAY!!!!!

Pure: shut up so I can drive

Gdo: nah imma spam you until you get here

Gdo: actually nvm o have to prEPARE!!

Pure: sigh

Gdo: here we go bitch

Gdo: also we have to talk through here because I lost my voice

Pure: how did you do that?

Gdo: ......

Gdo: you don't need to know

Gdo: anyway are you here???????

Pure: yeah, I'm in the driveway

Gdo: wow that was fast

Pure: I live a street away from you, idiot

Gdo: hURRY UP AND GET INSIDE, FUCKER

Pure: woah, you used a bit of proper grammar. I'm impressed

Gdo: shut up and get inside my house

Pure: sheesh, I'm coming

Gdo: oh hey you're in front of me

Gdo: what's up

Pure: do I have to talk through here as well?

Gdo: yES

Pure: sigh

Pure: what's the outfit

Gdo: I have a picture of it hold up

Pure: cant you just show it to me?

Gdo: it's in the washer

Gdo: bUT here

Gdo:

(Pretend it's on Ryan, Okay)

Pure: b, is that Ryan wearing that?

Gdo: yES dONT shame

Gdo: any fricking way

Gdo: you're gonna wear that

Gdo: and I found this picture online that's gonna be your makeup okay

Gdo: dicnodxjks ready?

Pure: ....I guess?

Gdo:

(JUST IMAGINE OMG

TYLER WITH FLAWLESS MAKEUP AND A SKIRT

DKXJSKXNSKSK)

Pure: holy crap

Pure: okay, I'm fine with wearing thag oh my

Gdo: YES!!

Gdo: okay let patty do your makeup

Pure: sigh okay

Pure: be right back, boyo

**author is too lazy to describe anything else, so you'll have to wait until next chapter okay bye**