Aaron turned to Grace, "girl.." grace looked at Aaron, "WHAT BITCH. WHHHHHHAAAAAATTTTT?!" "Girl I found this thing where we can meet Thomas and John. It's a big deal" Aaron said their eyes wide with Excitement. "oh my goowwdd let's go" grace mumbledAaron did a thing and they went to like a alternate universe where they could meet Thomas and John and everyone else. They fell in a Starbucks. Since Grace was pretty clueless to everything she yelled, "SOSO WHAT'D I MISS?" Thomas and John were at a table in the corner. Thomas jumped up, "WHAT'D I MISS. MMM VIRGINIA MY HOME SWEET HOME I WANNA GIVE YOU A KISS mwah!" Thomas kissed John cheek. Aaron eyes widened, "AWWW JOHN. HI. GRACE AND I BOTH HAVE PROBLEMS!" John gay gasped, "SAME THO!" Aaron does a sassy hair flip "and I dont follow the law of gender" John laughed, "I HAVE A VAGINA" "I HAVE CRIPPLING DEPRESSION" Thomas yelled. Everyone got quiet. Aaron then yelled " I DO TOO THOMAS." Grace Pets Thomas head " it's okay magenta child." She looked at Thomas, "y'know there's this diner and it has the best Mac and cheese and stuff." She rambled cause she has problems. John death glares her " we are on a no mac and cheese diet!"Grace fell silent and was caught off guard, "Well I was just um uh.. okay sooo.. I'm I um. WHERE'S THE BATHROOM SO I CAN HIDE" Aaron rolls their eyes " your not going anywhere!" "NOT WHILE I'M AROUNDDD. DEMONS WILL CHARM YOU WITH A SMILE FOR AWHILLLEEE" Grace said making a Sweeney Todd reference. Aaron rolls their eyes " I talk to the demons at night while my father yells at me" "Story of my life!" Grace said.Thomas was confused " that sounds oddly familiar." Grace thought back to roleplays she did with Aaron, "you Definitely have a point, Thomas" Aaron laughs then yells " THE FLOOR IS FRANCIS!" Grace, Thomas and John jumped on a table, "FUCK OFF, FRANCIS" John yelled.Francis walks in " MY DICK FELL OFF" Thomas looked at him, "MY DICK IS HUNGRY , BITCH." John looked at Thomas, "ummm.thats .. Okay then" Aaron sta?rted yelling the lyrics of Aaron burr sirGrace looked at Aaron,"PARDON ME ARE YOU AARON BURR, SIR?"FrANIS WAS SITTING THEIR Barbecue sauce on his titsGrace looked at Francis she slapped him, "BITCH, HOW DARE YOU. I HOPE WHEN YOU DIE YOU GO TO HELL AND SUCK HILTER'S DICK" Francis stood in the middle while Frederick and Lee came by his side and then candy store instrumental come on and they did the dance and sang the sang the song like queens. Grace stood there, "someone send help not only for me but for these up coursed meals also, YOU JUST MADE ME WANT TO HIDE IN THE BATHROOM MORE!" " John smirks and starter singing dead girl walking.Thomas picked Grace up, "WE'RE GOING TO A HAUNTED HOUSE. LEGO John and AARON" John gave Grace a jealous glare and mouths " don't toucha meh mens" Aaron was stealing all the pink drinks and then stole Thomas man by wrapping his arm around John. Grace started to panic! At the disco, "BUT ... I'm gay.. DONT GET ME WRONG THOMAS YOUR HOT BUT UH I DONT WANT TO DATE YOU OR ANYTHING. I MEAN LIKE IM LIKE OKAY SO YOUR A NICE GUY AND STUFF BUT UM" Grace said hoping John wouldn't hate her. Aaron being the PANSEXUAL THEY ARE kiss John cheek and then gave Thomas the finger and runs off.Thomas blowed his whistle, "HANDS ABOVE THE MOTHERFUCKING WAIST!" Aaron got on one knee and looks at John " WILL YOU MARRY ME? " John sHRUGS " Sure"Thomas looked at them, "COME ON GRACE WE'RE GOING TO THE HAUNTED HOUSE WITHOUT YOU. AND THEN WE'RE GOING TO SEE SOME TURTLES" John waves goodbye " goodbye kids "Aaron wraps their arm around John " we'll have lots of sex while your gone"
STAI LEGGENDO
What is this
UmorismoA story about two friends, Aaron and Grace who, get to meet Thomas Jefferson and John laurens. What's the worst that will happen? (Aaron is not Aaron burr. And this story had very poor grammar. But oh well. Also, this is a joke story)
