Okay so you just moved in to your new house and you went to greet the neighbors and you knocked on the door and it opened and the myth the man the legend him he said "salmonella" and slammed the door in your face you thought to yourself ""uwu what a fucking hot guy id suck his dingle berries owo"" anyways you start walking but you bump into a person you looked up it was person he had head of pine of the apple and balck seye you screm, he blush and then he grabs your shirt and makes out with you but.... then tord comes and licks your eyes you scream he hugs all he says is "salmonella" you scream louder tom gets jealous he samck tord you moan and run to your house and cry the next day you wake up and you realize you want to fuck pineapple man and the myth the man the legend so you go to there house and there on the floor t posing and then you cum and leave the end
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