mini mart ; jjk

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" hey , hey ! You haven't pay for those ! "

like i honestly give a fuck.
I sprinted out that smelly ass store and ran for the road.

" shit i really need the gym , shouldn't have ate the donuts last night ."

           you ran to a dark alley , where the darkness consumed you and hid you away from the world , " finally , alone at last ."
          
         you eyed the black-ish portable doorbell . If i miss the pizza delivery one last time , i'm going to starve myself and eat my cat .
I'm sorry jjangjjang .

          you walked down the empty hallways , yeah right it became empty since the last time the sneaky bigass snake roamed the corridors for my kitty .
fuck it drove all my neighbours away , i was planning on sneaking up their apartments to get bling blings .
         
           Oh shit a new one just came . if i could remember his name was 
' phak chimin ? '
i don't even know man some dumb mother fuk knocked on my door and called me daddy , saying she was looking for  ' phuck chillinim ' ?
           
            " oh shit , i obviously did not bump into you and checked you out , sorry . "  oh shit this is the lycheemin guy .
wow so much of goody two shoes .
" wait a 3 seconds , aren't you like kim taehyung 's gay friend ? "
  
" what the fuck did you just say , you called me gay ? Well little girl that mouth yours will soon call me daddy when i- "
 
" shut it before i snip your balls off . "
Wow this gay ass got some itch in the balls enough to make me snap a dick .

" oh a feisty one , tae never said he you were as hot as this , i like surprises anyway , babygirl ."
he fucking smirked .

" well your little chilli down there can't even reach down my toes so you better keep it tamed before i shove my own up your asshole , pretty boy ."
you snapped .

" Well you can shove it anywhere you want , mami ."
before you could burn his chicken , a voice interrupted .

" yo hyung , could you get lu - Oh who's this ? " the boy beamed.

" kook , come meet our lovely neighbour ."  geemin or whatever his name is , said.
" why don't you introduce yourself , y/n ?"
Oh right tae knows him.

" honestly ya'll don't need know much except that i.don't.like.itchy.dicks ."

The guy who's name was , cook ? literally kept staring at god knows who .
They're all fookbois .

" anyways nice meeting you zimin and jook ??? "

" it's jimin and jungkook .."

" Whatever jugin and jeongstool . Keep your gay diccs in lane or else i won't hesitate to snap them off and let them join the rest of my chillis . "
you returned back to your apartment as the boys eye your figure until you completely vanished .

" tae never told me he's got a feisty one . " jimin blurt , 
"  my chilli is getting spicier . "

" and you never told me you were a gay-in-need hyung . "

the two boys head back in , while you were in your apartment , trying to install your doorbell .

Hihi , i hope some of you rmb me ,  wrote a book a year ago ,but im back with a new book !i hope you guys will read n show some support !!