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harperadler: chris looks so constipated here LMAO tagged: chrisevans, imsebastianstan 34, 238 likes 3,902 comments
username: YOURE ALL THAT I WANT YOURE ALL THAT I HAVE AHHHHHBHHHHH
harperadler: you are invited to my wedding username
username: YOURE SO PRETTY FUCKSMDBFBMS
anthonymackie: am i the only one who thinks she looks like a wet rat or
harperadler: awe mackie😫😫 it was so nice to see you at the junket! was it sad when you got rejected by the caterer as soon as u started walking up to her? anthonymackie
anthonymackie: u bitch
imsebastianstan: i'm so happy u came with me! u had fun
harperadler: no i didn't i was blinking morse code into the cameras saying "this man held me hostage in a bowl of spaghetti" imsebastianstan
chrisevans: what the fuck you are so rude
robertdowneyjr: why aren't you with your boyfriend here
harperadler: because grandpa i don't have one hop off robertdowneyjr
elizabetholsen: HOT HOT HOT DAMN MAMI WHATS UR #
frankiecohen: excuse me burgundy crone or whatever ur name is that's my line elizabetholsen
username: oOF FRANKIE WENT OFF
username: PHEW ITS HOT IN HERE
tomholland2013: you looked great tonight bestie!!!!
username: wOw LOOK AT TOM SCOOPIN
username: i smell tarper in here
harperadler: that sounds like a 99 cent store car air freshener but ok username
harperadler: go flirt with the frog in ur mouth not me tomholland2013
tomholland2013: well that's a dead joke now so ha u suck
harperadler: when all of your jeans end up with holes in the crotch you know where to find me bitch tomholland2013
username: FUCK SHE'S FUNNY
tomholland2013: i was doing so well
frankiecohen: now i'm not saying that they haven't fucked,,,,, but they def did harperadler tomholland2013
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[PRIVATE MESSAGES] frankie (ugly ass)
harper (major bitch)
major bitch you absolute ARSE ronald weasley
ugly ass i can tell u aren't that mad bc ur using harry potter lines
ugly ass now you and tom thumb need to get to gardening
major bitch thatS NOT EVEN A SEXAUL INNUENDO
ugly ass i didn't mean for it to be sexual
ugly ass no need to shout your true love for tom from the rooftops
major bitch tom is just a weird dude who happens to be attractive, i don't think of him in that way
ugly ass but YOU COULD just listen to rdj, he wants u to have babies
major bitch frances, be serious please i'm not in the right place to be in any sort of relationship right now especially after michael
ugly ass well that got serious fast i was just messing with you, you know that. i love you harp, and i think that if you WERE thinking about any sort of relationship, tom would be a good choice
major bitch a block of wood would be a better choice
ugly ass and that's another word for penis
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so i gave the TINIEST BIT of backstory (lmao but i kinda didn't) BUT i hope you're enjoying this! love you all <3
