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[ calum ]

Mikey
Anybody seen calum?

Luke
I think he's in the toilet

Ash
Is it all the pizza he ate last night?

Luke
Omg

Mikey
Or it could be the fact that it's already July and that he's seeing a movie with Kissy next week

Cal
Nah, i think it was the pizza

Luke
There he is!

Ash
Great job coaxing him out, Michael

Mikey
Thanks

Cal
You guys suck

This band sucks

Luke
That's my line

Ashton
Just hurry tf up, man

Cal
I can see you guys now

Mikey
Jesus Christ did you even wash your hands?

Cal
Duh

Luke
I can see you too

DON'T TOUCH ME OKAY I KNOW YOU DIDN'T WASH YOUR HANDS

Cal
HEHEHEHE

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