The sun was high on the Stardew Valley Farm, Jack adn Mark were busy watering their only plants on the Staight Dicks FArm. After watering there 100 fucking blueberry plants the bois were exhausgted and covered in sweaty sweat that was sweaty.
Jack flipped his sweaty lush sweaty hair. "Hey makr, no homo or anythign, but ur lookin hot in a not gay way bc were not Gay"
Makr responded, wipping sweatty sweat from his seaty arms; "dont worry diude no Homo taken. Butt your write, we only hav lik8e 10 energys. What shall we doing?!!???!?" mrak repsonded
"Harumph,......." mark harumphed ' lettuce go 2 spa to get energies and show were not gae"
"Wholey sh#$&* ure write againe m8!!!1!" jack said not gaylie,
"Dont wory dood he strawberriys are well watered and we desurv it" mrak said hopping he dont sounding gay as he lifted his ASS sunglasses up and away from him eyes
"Well than lets go no hom0 bro"
And so thehy put theyre stuff into desginate chestes, pet CAt, and str8tily strutted (but not gayly) towards Robin's carpet tend shop. They said hi to Sebchan but he igroged them leik the others bc everwon thinks theys is ghay, butt they is toteally not.
Theyh grabded snakes from pockets to eet laighter and left. That had cookies n berrys in pokcets wgich was the snaks. They were ready to to chill in the HotTube at LEAST five ft apart (bc theynt Gay)
They arrieve @ spa, an go thru loker rooms. They get to the changeing rooms.
"We must taek hour cloths off" said Makr straightily.
"Hoof ur right" said Jcka, scaredly, bc he had nevr undressd fur someown b4
Maekr was already undressd except for his sraight speedo and flips flops (althought they only flipped flopped 1 way: straight) he wore flips bc germs bad, childern (not childern, germs)
"Hey jacker y r u not undersserd??"
"Bc,,,": jack hestitaterd " i hav nevr undressed fur someon b4"
"Oh........E"
