GRIND
handsoap: ok who sitting with who
handsoap: fam we gotta hurry up cause we gon be late so make decisions NOW
mingwho: why is handsoap being so loud like damn its too early
handsoap: its 11 and we were suppose to leave an hour ago
handsoap: if we dont leave now our asses are gonna get caught in traffic you fucking pogo stick
mingwho: aite then okay calm down horse shoe
handsoap: i-
1010: me and jihoonie are together!!!
lemonhead: oh my god
lemonhead: pray for me yall
1010: shutup u love me
june: me and hao are in one car
mingu: aH I THINK THE FUCK NOT
mingu: hao is already sitting beside me
mingu: right hao?
june: ok fam what the HECK
mingwho: why is my name in this
june: why are u sitting beside mingyu?? i thought u were beside me
mingu: hA I ASKED HIM FIRST GET LOST STREET LAMP
mingwho: okay what i am LOST
june: sorry but IM READY TO SWING
mingu: fam u think ur noodle arms can fight me?? id like to see u try
june: dont try to attack the fire nation if ur not ready for fire bitch
mingu: fire nation who??? fam u cant even swing a fist
june: bITCH
soupdaddy: aite thats enough yall sound dumb as fuck
soupdaddy: tell yalls tiddies to calm down
soupdaddy: okay alright hao ur gonna be on the car with chan okay? so yall can shut ur flaps
yOOn: who even uses flaps anymore
soupdaddy: i do
yOOn: i can see that dad
soupdaddy: dy
yOOn: ANYWAYS
yOOn: okay so in the first car theres soonhoon, cheol, jun, gyu, hansol, and kwan
soupdaddy: im driving !!
yOOn: okay yes bby but im not finished
yOOn: anywho
yOOn: me, shua, wonu, hao, seokmin, and chan on the second
dinonono: ok but can i ask a question tho
yOOn: go on bub
dinonono: okay but like i just wanna know why we're gonna take two cars when we couldve just rented out a whole bus
yOOn: i-
jishoe: thats actually really smart why havent we done that
eggtart: bc yall lack brain cells thats why ur braib rusty as hell
hao: ok but yours isnt???
eggtart: yes bc i actually use my brain in relevant things thx
soupdaddy: okAy NO ONE IS GONNA FIGHT BEFORE WE CAN EVEN GET TO TGE CAR
soupdaddy: jihoon get the leash
lemonhead: we got a leash????
soupdaddy: yes
lemonhead: wtf why u got it???
soupdaddy: bc yall are CRAZY AND I NEEF TO GET YALL CUFFED
seokie: the fuck is a ne e f
soupdaddy: shut up seokmin
handsoap: fam we gotta GO
handsoap: we are LATE
handsoap: if yall dont shut tge fuck UP IM GOING TGERE BY MYSELF
june: ooooo we luv a strong independent man
handsoap: yeah and i hope u find ur way to the resort by urself you little shit
handsoap: get in so we can LEAVE
june: aite damn kid these days are wildt
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this story is getting more irrelevant everyday and thats kinda sad yo
someone comment foot sock so i know its real
