konami code ❀ timothée chalamet [COMPLETED]

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direct messages: tchalamet and elsiemaye

tchalamet
alright, so i've decided

elsiemaye
and i've unknowingly awaited
your decision

tchalamet
that i want to actually talk
to you instead of awkwardly
and randomly commenting
on your posts

elsiemaye
are u saying that it took u a whole
ass process of genuine decision
making to decide whether u wanted
to talk to me or not

tchalamet
yes, wait no, when you say
it like that it makes it sound
mean :-(

elsiemaye
go on then make it sound not mean

tchalamet
it took me a whole ass
process of genuine decision
making to decide that i
wanted to be close friends
with you

elsiemaye
is that so

tchalamet
so, it is

elsiemaye
listen yoda you could have
just said yes

tchalamet:
listen young grasshopper,
say what i want will i

elsiemaye
i'm pretty sure grasshopper
wasn't yoda but nice try
movie buff

elsiemaye
how did you even find my instagram,
by the way? this isn't even my fan
account you followed my personal

tchalamet
on one of my elsie stalking
sprees, i realized you had it
linked in your bio

tchalamet
so naturally, because i
thought you were funny
and honestly beautiful,
i followed that link
immediately

elsiemaye
idk whether to comment on the
stalking sprees or not but WOW
when THE timmy tim calls you
beautiful

tchalamet
i will not hesitate to block you

elsiemaye
can't block my fan account bc
you don't know my @ so you
can't escape me

tchalamet
you're good, maye

elsiemaye
i know, gucci chalamane

tchalamet
that was the ugliest thing
i think you've ever done

elsiemaye
i'd say i'm sorry but i'm not

tchalamet
you should be

tchalamet
would it be strange if i
asked for your number?

elsiemaye
considering this is our first
real conversation and you only
followed me a week ago?
yes, very

elsiemaye
would i complain? no

tchalamet
so uhhh are you gonna
send it or

elsiemaye
so uhhh are you gonna
ask for it or

tchalamet
you're a lot of work

elsiemaye
you need the help

tchalamet
you know, for someone
who claims to be such a
big fan, you got really
comfortable really fast

elsiemaye
do you dislike it bc
newsflash i'm not changing

tchalamet
nope, the opposite

tchalamet
i'm thankful you're being
genuine

tchalamet
it feels like i've known
you my whole life

elsiemaye
you've known me a week

tchalamet
i know. trust me, i've kept
up with the time

elsiemaye
you're kinda scaring me, kid

tchalamet
i didn't mean to

tchalamet
i've just really wanted
to talk to you. i was just
nervous i guess

elsiemaye
you? nervous? about
ME?

tchalamet
yeah

elsiemaye:
you realize you're literally a
celebrity

elsiemaye
you've worked with armie hammer
and selena gomez

elsiemaye
cardi b knows who you are

elsiemaye
i'm literally a no one and you're
THE timothee chalamet

elsiemaye
i've watched and admired you
through a screen for years along
with hundreds of thousands of other
girls. i've literally dreamed of
talking to you, never expecting
that day to come. you have girls
(and guys, don't get it twisted) fainting
over your every move. you're
practically an A-list celebrity working
with literal iconic actors and
actresses like saoirse, and you were
nervous about talking to m e?

tchalamet
honestly i've never gotten
nervous to talk to someone
before, but there's a first
time for everything i guess

elsiemaye
shut up and take my number,
doofus

tchalamet
shut up and give it to me

elsiemaye
2134875269

tchalamet
thank you, maye

elsiemaye
please never stop calling me that

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