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Timothée Chalamet
@tchalamet
1:53am

elsiemaye: listen here u crackhead lookin

elsiemaye: what u did today? it's unacceptable

elsiemaye: disrespectful

elsiemaye: disgusting, even

elsiemaye: ur more iconic alter ego timmy tim would NOT approve

elsiemaye: that u would tweet me without following me and then go on to roast me for crying abt it and THEN say u loved me like that would fix everything?

elsiemaye: it did fix everything but that's not the point u low down hoe down rootin tootin sucker

elsiemaye: follow me and i'll forgive u for ur grievances tho lol lov u

elsiemaye: why am i sending these at two am ur literally asleep AND u don't follow me so these will just go in ur requests

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elsiemaye: how to: hack twitter and force people to follow u? asking 4 a friend don't call zucc on me
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user1: THE BIGGEST MOOD

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user2: wow relatable icon

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user3: zucc owns facebook sweetie
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elsiemaye: ITS TWO AM IM DELUSIONAL JUST APPRECIATE THE JOKE AND MOVE ON CAROL

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user4: @harrystyles save me from going 2 jail for hacking twitter and forcing u to follow me by doing it urself big gay B)
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user4: GUY*** I MEANT GUY
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user5: u meant gay 💞

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user6: gta cheat codes . u know what we finna do elsie
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elsiemaye: LMFAOOOOOO
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elsiemaye: i think i have a better idea

elsiemaye: the year is 2018. i've stanned this man for two and a half years now, and the rat still hasn't hit that follow button. this is my last hope

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user7: ELSIE AJAHHAAHHA

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user8: if this doesn't work the atheists have won 😤😤
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elsiemaye: omg fr

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user9: tag urself i'm laughing bc u were extra enough to do special a/b symbols instead of just TYPING A AND B
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user10: go big or ho home
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user9: guess i'll ho on my way then do u have fishnets i can borrow
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user10: SHUT UP SAV U KNEW WHAT I MEANT

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user11: uh is that check mark blue? doesn't that mean he's read the dm
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elsiemaye: WHAT
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user12: yeah i think that means it's read
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user13: no, it means it was sent
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user12: no, read. you can turn yours off in your settings too but then you can't see other people's read receipts
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user14: MY TWITTER LIFE HAS BEEN A LIE
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elsiemaye: YEAH WELL TIMOTHEE READ MY DM AND IM GONNA PISS MY PANTS
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user15: bet u won't no balls
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elsiemaye: well now my balls r covered in piss r u happy
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user16: ELSIE OH MY GOD

╭  Notification! ╮
@tchalamet has followed you!
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elsiemaye: fucking WHAT
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user16: elsie are u ok
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user17: is she ever
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user16: fair point

Timothée Chalamet
@tchalamet

elsiemaye: if i enter the konami code will it hack the system and get u to follow me

elsiemaye: ↑↑↓↓←→←→🅑🅐

-timothee accepted this direct message-

tchalamet: i think you won

elsiemaye: i fokn wot m8

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