Make it count: assassin malereader x rwby

Beacon

Y/n p.o.v
When I got to beacon I went to ozpin's office while ozpin was in front of me and glynda and winter were behind me with their hands on their weapons I say you know I won't do anything they say otherwise and I say okay fine then blondie and ice angel and when we got to the office ozpin said I was on a solo team and my dorm then winter escorted me to my dorm and I then say so why are you following me she then says I'm not following you I'm escorting you so you won't do anything wrong I then laugh and say awww I didn't know ice angel cared so much about me making her blush and she tries to punch me but I just doge it and when I got to my dorm and when I open it I see a white haired girl who looked like winter pointing her weapon at a red haired woman who had a giant scythe over her head ready to attack the white haired girl while a blond girl was doing some kind of king fu stance while a black haired girl did the same and I just stare and say looks like I got the wrong room and you guys need your privacy for this some weird ass fighting so I'll be on my way and I close the door and look at winter and say wrong room the grim reaper is in there wearing red while a smaller version of you is pointing her poking stick at it and some blonde look alike of my teacher is practicing some kung fu with some black haired bow wearing kung fu teacher so let's start going back to ozpin because I think I got the wrong room and then we started walking toward ozpin's office when I got their he tells me that he accidentally gave me team rwby's dorm key and gave me my real key and it turns out it was right next to team rwby's dorm and when I got in winter left and went to rwby's dorm and I just went into my dorm and fell asleep on the bed.
Winter p.o.v
When I heard y/n say a small version of me pointing a poking stick toward the grim reaper who was wearing red I instantly knew it was ruby and Weiss so I went to her dorm and I knocked and Weiss opened the door and when they let me I then ask them what they were doing when a teenager with white hair came in then they blush and say we were training I then say so y/n was right about yang practicing kung fu with a Blake who looked like a kung fu teacher training yang and Weiss was using her poking stick to point it at ruby who looked like the grim reaper wearing red they then ask who said that I then tell them that it was y/n the new student at beacon I then hear them say that they needed to explain what was happening I the nod and leave the dorm and when I look at y/n's dorm I see that his door was a little open so I decide to see what happened and I see y/n laying on his bed sleeping when I came closer to look at him his eyes open and he yells rape and then rwby comes bursting in with their weapons saying we heard rape they then see y/n and Weiss sad did you try to force yourself onto my sister he then says like hell I was I was just sleeping until I wake up to her staring at me and I yelled out rape weiss then looks at me and she says sis why and I then blush and say it's a misunderstanding and I explain what happened and when I was done y/n looks at me and says lemme get this straight you went into my room because my door was open just a little bit so instead of closing it you decide to come in my dorm and stare at me and I then say what if someone broke in trying to kill you he then says but still you don't do that you close the goddamn door and I then sigh and say fine the next time this happens I'll close the door and he says good and he looks at rwby and says is the red grim reaper here with shorter winter yellow king fu student and black haired kung fu teacher came here to take my life into the beyond and they say no he then gasps and moves back to the wall and says your here for my virginity aren't you and they blush and say no he then says so that means your here to sell me as some sex slave then and they blush even more and say no we just came straight in when we heard rape he then says ohhhhh why didn't you say so I the sigh at how annoying y/n is he then gets up and says so are you going to stay here any longer it's 9:00 pm and we have classes tomorrow they then gasp and say goodbye as they left I looked at y/n and left the room and it made me wonder how can teenage boy be a sss class mercenary be full of jokes.