My Corny Puns!!!!

Someone Help

AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!! ITS TOO HOT HERE!!!!!!! MY GOD IM GONNA HAVE A HEAT STROKE SOON FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE!!!!!!!!!! I NEED AN ICE COLD DRINK OF SODA MY GOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!! WHY ME?!?!?! *cries dry tears* SAVE MEH!!!!!